horse obsessed and over stressed @pandamandaa - Tumblr Blog

this is the most midwestern thing i’ve ever read

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

grace--upon--grace

almondkittie

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

almondkittie

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️

minus-the-negative

Youre bloomin.

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atlantisinsirri

fyeahriverdale

The cat playing Salem in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina walks the red carpet.

This.

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

degenerarchy

well moose are still prey animals so

demonius-darkblade

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

gerbildine

Would you rather they be predators

demonius-darkblade

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

hellinq

“Did you study for the test?”

hellinq

*In the middle of the test*

brainstatic

We have an update

bethanyactually

there’s more!

Pieter Hanson’s original tweet

donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

donate to Make-A-Wish

thesinlesssinner

Jesus Christ how could such a bitter ass woman raise such an adorable and kind dude. Good for him and his brother turning out like true bad asses.

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kaleighbytheway

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

theillogicalvulcan

A good, wholesome post.

earendil-was-a-mariner

Female clothing: no pockets

Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”