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my name is Amanda, I love my cats and random things i love doctor who supernatural the walking dead, and roosterteeth.

[gifdeadpool]

Deadpool Deleted Scene: So what’s your power?

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[yardofblondegirls]

i hate star trek because every time theyre like “oh my god the skringles have broken the crankus treaty with the skronglies which mean the flongles are starving because they cant get binkbonk berries” and every time im like “oh my god they cant get binkbonk berries…”

[crossstitchworld]

A little Shrek by atwoozi

[liquidstar]

you guys wanna see my impression of a grocery bag?

[liquidstar]

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THANK YOU

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[funnytwittertweets]

[uncle-cazador]

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[hungry-joe]

[beardedmrbean]

If you're cold they're cold, bring them inside

joyceynyea

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Polar Bears are the only bear to actively hunt humans as food.

This isn’t curiosity. This is lethal intent.

[bearotonin-international]

It is with the heaviest of hearts that we must strongly advise against petting polar bears or allowing them into your house or vehicle. Tragically, despite the fact that polar bears are the cutest most perfect animal to ever live, they do want to eat you

[bearotonin-international]

Melinda thanks you for your generosity

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[partywithponies]

girl's night

[just-shower-thoughts]

Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of the bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

This is a lie animals DO understand the concept of accidents especially social animals which is essentially all domestic animals. For example when dogs play-fight they often accidentally play too rough. When this happens the hurt dog will yelp! Both dogs stop playing, and the offending dog often performs submissive gestures (rolling over, licking, nuzzling softly) to show that they are sorry and they didn’t mean to be aggressive, and they were not trying to show dominance. After a few moments they’ll start playing again! So, if you accidentally step on your dog’s paw, and then you make a big show of saying sorry (petting, holding the dog, making soft sounds) your dog understands! They know you didn’t mean it. On top of that many animals have been shown to have varying levels of human language comprehension, so it’s not impossible that your dog ACTUALLY knows what the word Sorry means!

[jenniferrpovey]

I ride horses and I’ve been in a few wrecks. They absolutely understand the concept of an accident. You can absolutely tell when a horse dropped you by accident as opposed to on purpose by their reactions right afterwards. On purpose gets a “haha got you” reaction.

By accident gets “Ack, are you OKAY?” Sometimes they won’t let you back up until they’ve checked you over with their snoot.

(I apologize to horses all the time, every time I mess up the exercise and I know it’s my fault, they get reassurance and an apology because horses are basically huge anxiety bundles with hooves and like to know that you aren’t blaming them for it).

[everythingstarstuff]

[lostinhistory]

They did in fact change it to the Hippopottoman

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[colossussteppes]

thought this was how they made chicken mcnuggets

[rogha]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[nippon-com]

A giant salamander emerged from Kyoto’s Kamogawa on July 4, 2014, following torrential rains that flooded the river.

Four years later to the date, it returned.

[hellsite-yano]

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[natalieironside]

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

This should be the standard for allies

[radiofreederry]

Love how this is phrased like it’s an archaeological find

[sexy-svetlana94-deactivated2014]

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

[lesbian-moon-gf]

the scent is called petrichor

[vivanlosancestros-deactivated20]

This is my absolute favorite smell

[calleo]

How are you idiots still falling for this?

The smell isn’t petrichor, that’s just the smell of wet dirt. It’s what happens when water falls on dry soil; you can make it happen by dumping a bucket of water on dry dirt and sticking your face down to take a sniff.

Plants don’t “produce oils in replacement of waters” then release the oils when it rains.

Like seriously, how dumb are y’all?

Does Google not exist where you live?

[shithowdy]

50/50 on the truthfulness. Petrichor is the name of the wet dirt smell, and is the result of plant oils and bacteria. The oils from the plants are present in the soil regardless of rainfall and can be smelled when it’s wet.

Some plants do give off a smell in the rain, though! Anyone from the Sonoran desert knows the smell of creosote, which has an oily coating that helps it preserve moisture. But it doesn’t release this coating when it rains; it just smells different when it gets wet. And it’s one of my favorite smells in the world.