[bloominglegumes]

Optimus and Megatron are Divorced

during pride month too </3 damn

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

It says you're winning the argument and they want to pivot away from the subject. BLOOD IN THE WATER 🩸🩸🩸 you know what to do 🦈

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

romeo is crazy as a guy’s name bcuz it’s famously one of the most well known love stories between a man and a woman in history but if i were to meet a dude named romeo id probably assume he’s gay

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[wrenhavenriver]

sometimes when i see insane game file sizes in my head i just go

ARKANE STUDIOS WAS ABLE TO MAKE DISHONORED DEFINITIVE EDITION IN 13GB! WITH ART DIRECTION THAT STILL LOOKS GOOD IN 2026!

[lazywhaler]

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[artofchinara]

"Good Hunter... May you always remember: Even during the most violent, manic nights, one may find beauty all the same."

Been missing the nights of Yharnam lately...

[fuck-customers]

[mevil]

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[menloathe-moved]

i collect reaction pics from my mutuals' posts like i'm picking berries while walking in the forest