ceo of ralseiburger

21, unfuckable

[i-suggest-becoming-a-guy]

Let him top please 🙏 please let him top when he’s with a cis man🙏 please. Prayer emoji🙏

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[whitepeopletwitter]

[despazito]

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[viopenguin]

The life span of a subreddit is getting shorter by the day

[viopenguin]

Diagram for reference

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[my-balls79]

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[kulbashnaya-deactivated20140607]

[twlboaj]

bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop

[cannibalchicken]

[nastywizard]

You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[peelingmandarins]