Punk-ish

My life is a whole lotta nonsense and my blog is following in suit. Love you all!

[justbadpuns]

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive..

[p-ositivenergy]

[nevver]

[goongdingy]

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

[stem-cell]

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

[rosalarian]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catbushandludicrous]

[graceebooks]

OH MY GOD

[theseaisalesbian]

It’s back

[flowerbeds]

im a solid 2/10 but im kinky and loyal so hmu

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

[cpunks]

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

[lunellafandoms]

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

[redshiftsinger]

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark)  ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

[stand-up-gifs]

[speciesofleastconcern]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die

[bearisthename]

Doable? Maybe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.

[bearisthename]

I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7x7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.

[sissy-butch]

In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7x7

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hubris

[dragonkingofthestars]

When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is the only comment allowed now

[abeedagoat]

[enjoi-lyf3]

thatfunnyblog:

We found you

[geekerypokery]

potterheads, grab your wands

whovians, hop in your TARDISes

supernatural fans, get the shotguns

sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals

tributes, knock an arrow

avengers fans, assemble

lotr fans, unsheath Sting

we’ve got a few people to track down

[billnye-thepizzaguy-deactivated]

[paulavogel]

Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?

[jetpackbl3ws]

Gleeks, grab your slushies

Rizzles fans, grab your guns and scalpels

Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.

[shipsinthenavyyard-deactivated2]

NCIS fans, grab your gear.

[vexthejester]

Castle fans, alakazam that jackass

[andromedite]

The Last Airbender fans master your bending

[interficix]

Assassin’s Creed fans, ready your hidden blades.

[fuckyeahfalling-in-reverse-blog]

Falling In Reverse fans, get Charlie.

[jinxxs-violin]

BVB Army, get on your warpaint.

Slash gash Terror Crew, grab your chainsaws.

VE! Coven, show your fangs.

[queensansa-itn]

Directioners, get the fucking glitter

[murdorkatlaw]

beliebers,get the supras.

[smile-kid1222]

Of Mice and Men fans, get squidgy.

[cyb3rhexx]

Motionless In White fans, get Officer Peppercorn and some PCP.

Pierce The Veil fans, get the Sheepcat.

Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..

[space-prince-kylo]

Naruto fans, grab your kunai

Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto

[spiritmoney-blog]

Homestucks get your Strife Specibus

[route-l0]

no fucking way its the actual post

[blue10273]

I’m shaking this post was never meant to be seen outside of screenshots and jokes

[m8snn]

this is one of the worst posts on tumblr

[aposse-deactivated20210902]

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

[midoriyasbones]

me, a cowboy with adhd: what in hyperfixation

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[moved--306389]

What the fuck, English isn’t even my first language and yet I picked up on that. How the fuck. What the fuck.

[exomoon]

Reasoning: It Just Sounds Right

[arkthepieking]

Oooh, don’t like that. Nope, I do not even like that a little bit.  That’s parting the veil and looking at some forbidden fucking knowledge there.

[skeppsbrott]