STAY GOLDEN PONYBOY

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[thingsmk1120sayz]

Tomorrow…

[education]

Nielsen’s Web Panel was just announced and now you can get paid to browse the web.

Welcome to the future. If you don’t know their history, Nielsen has been a trusted name in market research since 1929. In the 30s and 40s, they measured radio station popularity and in 1950, they moved to television ratings. Now they’ve started measuring internet trends and rewarding people that help them do it.

Note: this isn’t a ‘get rich quick’ kind of thing, just a neat way to make some extra money and for something that you’re already doing.

You can join the panel here if getting paid to look at memes sounds like your cup of tea.

[honestalgernon]

Not mine, but then at the same time I took mine.

[catchymemes]

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

So you paid more than they did?

[te-amo-corazon]

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

[traumaticbackstory]

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[gfanz4ever]

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

[bugeyedfreaks]

I weep at this perfection.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The world would be a kinder place if everyone was treated as if they had cancer.

[callmenozomi-deactivated2019022]

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[ciphernetics]

[d-a-z-a-i-archive]

tumblr dot com is now a christian website so please everyone watch your fucking language and tag h*nd h*olding accordingly

[howelljenkins]

idk if i’m high or what but percy is such a pretty name. when u hear it yeah it’s pretty but like look. look at it. those letters look so good together. so aesthetically pleasing. percy. what a spicy combination of meaningless symbols

[howelljenkins]

someone tagged this as nsfw because his name is just That Sexy

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[seven-oomen]

fuck zeus

[gendice]

do NOT. 

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

There are literally so many myths illustrating how fucking Zeus is a B A D I D E A!!!!

[jheselbraum]

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[wereralph]

THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ir0n-angel]

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.

[stylishjunkdrawer]

has this been done yet

[zykova]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.