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Joe meets Patrick, and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.” And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.” “That’s impossible. Do you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “Yeah, that’s cool.” And then, he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, not a music store!” So, then, they met at Patrick’s house. So Patrick’s got shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some fucking reason. And Pete’s there for some reason. And they’re playing music together. And they’re like “Oh, let’s play some fucking covers from some other fucking bands.” It was, like, Green Day, and fucking Misfits, and fucking Ramons. Pete said to Joe “Yo, we gotta change this shit up. Yo, we’ve played shit from all these bands, let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.” So Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, thats dope. But we need a fucking drummer.” Because Patrick’s playing drums, and he’s a singer. So Patrick’s like “Yo, I got a soul voice,” and they’re like “How do you have a soul voice?” And he’s like “Yo, watch this. YEeEEEeeEEEeeEEEaaaaAAAAaAAAhhhHhHHH!” And they’re like “Oh my god, that sounds like soul!” so they put it in the song, and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiiiggggGGGGGht?” And then they’re like “Yo, this is fucking perfect, this is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like evening out with your ex-girlfriend. Evening out with your ex-girlfriend, everyone loved it. Pete: It’s called evening out with your girlfriend Brendon: Your ex-girlfriend? Evening out with your EX-girlfriend. It’s called eating out your girlfriend, and its real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he’s like “Yo, what the fuuuuuuck, yo, this is gonna be fucking doooooope.” So they made a record, which is called Take This to Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had, like, 3, 4 drummers come in. The 4 drummers that had come in were, like, Josh Freese, Neil Pert, the dude from toto, the fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or something. And they’re like “Yo, we need Andy Hurely. Andy Hurely, Take This to Your Grave, fucking record it.” And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like bigadibgiabgibalaglialg, psh. Killing the skins, tapping the skins, tapping the rim, playing this shit, killing these bitches, rapping it out. We should get signed to Fueled By Ramen, cause these guys know what the fuck is going on. And they were like “Yo, if you can make our scene any bigger then it is, which is not fucking hard, we will sign you guys. Pete’s like "Yo, we got this record thats fucking dumb, dude! It’s called Take This to Your Grave. Another one’s called From Under the Cork Tree, it’s gonna be fucking huge.” And then Patrick’s like “I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, These are three songs that are gonna make the album, and it’s called ‘Thnks fr th Mmrs’, '20 Dollar Nose Bleed’, and 'Sugar, We’re Going Down’.” And they made this record that was fucking dope, and it fucking hit on the charts. Like, one, two, three, three, two, one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! TEN TO ONE! From Under the Cork Tree sold, like, 4 million records. 10 million records. 15 million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record. And Patrick was like “THATS GOOOOoooOOOOoOOOOOoooooOOOOD!” Pete was like “Yo, FUCK YOU! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!” Joe was like “Yeah, thats cool, man. Whatever.” And then Andy was like “Eh. Cool.” And Pete was like “Makeup is fucking great for a guy, because, it makes a guy look beautiful, which most of the time, a guy is not beautiful, and I want to change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.” Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic.” And then I saw the dick pic and I was like “Eh, it’s not bad.” It’s not a bad dick. Let’s be real. We made Rolling Stones one issue before Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us, and they were so pissed. They were like “Yo, fuck you guys!” They were like “Yo, Panic! has the fucking cover of Rolling Stone, yo, FUCK THESE DUDES! WE’RE GONNA FUCKING GO MILES ABOVE! WE’RE GONNA HIT EVERY FUCKING CONTINENT THERE IS KNOWN TO MAN!” But they didn’t. Because they missed a second of time. Apparently, they were like “Oh, shit, we got every continent!” But they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, and Pete was like “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Oh, you didn’t fucking make a the continent. Its like, FUCK YOU! So, From Under the Cork Tree happens, we have 3 or 4 years of fucking awesomeness. Like, people are coming on themselves, because its so big. And Patrick’s like “Yo, we’re gonna name these records From Under the Cork Tree, and from Infinity on High. Pete was like "Yo, folie á duex means the theatric of two.” Fall Out Boy was like “Yo, we gotta take a break.” Meaning, Pete was like “Yo, we gotta take a break, bro.” And, Patrick’s like “I need time for my music. UUUUUuuuuUUUUhhhhHHHHH!” And Joe’s like “I need some time to find the fucking art dude, I need to find some fucking meat metal.” And Andy’s like “I’m just gonna play with some fucking metal bands.” And they’re like “Alright, this break’s been three years long-” Two years long. Three years long. Three and a half? “-we gotta fucking come back, man. We gotta come back, strong! We gotta make this shit legit, its gotta be fucking dope, its gonna go fucking sky high! We’re gonna make a fucking record that sails the skies! We’re gonna call this record… Save Rock and Roll.” So they made Alone Together, Light 'Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everyone’s like “What the fuck? You’re working with this fucking guy who recorded Avril Lavigne and P¡nk and- Brendon: what the fuck is this on my shirt? Did I puke on myself? Crew: You poured beer all over yourself Brendon: oh god.. :back to story: Pete was like "Yo, we’re gonna end up on the tour with Panic! At The Disco and Twenty Pilots.” And thats all. And thats all that matters. And thats just how the fucking story goes.

[residentgoodgirl]

I cannot believe… they let chris rock get away with this

[residentgoodgirl]

I cannot believe… they let chris rock get away with this

[pixie-tot]

[greyeternal]

[chessys]

the phrase daddy issues makes me so mad like no this isnt some ‘issue’ we have its a system of neglect and emotional incompetence thats excused and encouraged in men and then somehow reflects badly on young girls for being lost and im so mad

[feminismandhappiness]

The man fails as a father and we laugh at the neglected girl

[andstillalive]

[zkbgns]

[officialbrendonurie]

behind the scenes photo shoot with brendon urie

[spongebob-daily]

[wasted-art]

he should get an oscar for this interview

[yepperoni]

we should all stop participating in april fools day and start celebrating inuyasha’s birthday

[yepperoni]

just a reminder april fools day is canceled this year and we’re celebrating inuyasha’s birthday instead

[ex-burst-deactivated20170211]

I am home alone now so that means that it’s time to 

C O N S U M E

[dexters-morgan]

[totinos]

I’m in my happy place.

[dan-ielandphil-lip-blog]

LADDERS

[mysharona1987]

My father’s family was wiped out by Hitler…I know what crazy and radical and extremist politics mean.

Bernie Sanders (via mysharona1987)

[yayfeminism]

Fairfax County school officials confirmed the account:

“The teacher has spoken with the students, and communicated with parents of the class, regarding appropriate classroom decorum,” John Torre, a spokesman for the school system. “FCPS works to create an environment that is conducive to learning and where everyone is treated with respect.”