Jason Todd who is the master of revenge plans, gets ticked off by Tim one day and retaliates by showing up as his english teacher the next day:
Jason: welcome class, I'm your new professor.
Tim, just now walking in: oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me.
Jason, in a 2 piece suit and tie (he's comitted don't judge him): language. Not a great first impression is it now?
Tim: kill yourself.
Jason, already turning around: Go sit down Mr drake, I think you've embarrassed yourself enough.
(Cue his classmates being hella confused as to why Timothy "I respect all figures of authority" Drake-wayne just told their new teacher to fuck off.)
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Also Duke, steph and Damian also go to the same school and it goes something like this:
Duke, walking into class: ...
Jason, dramatically waiting to tell him off for being late: Mr Thomas! I am absolutely-
Duke: 🚶
Jason: Wait, no come back! I have to yell at you!
(Duke dropped english after that)
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Damian: no
Jason: huh what
Damian: I am not studying under you.
Jason: I am a great teacher trust me
Damian: ...
(He allowed it cause addmitedly Jason is a good teacher)
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Steph, walking in: bro-
Jason: ...
Steph: ...
Steph: BAHAHAHAHA
(She took a bizzilion photos and forced Babs to hack into the outlaws GC and spaming them with photos of Jason as a teacher)
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Bonus where professor Todd realises half way through the year that he needs to teach his kids english language and not just literature, so calls the only creative writer he knows. Superman.
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Jason: so uh. This is gonna be on your test so. Be focused?
Superman: ...
Superman: this is the life threatening threat you needed help with?
Jason: they were gonna fail man what was I suppose to do!?
Superman: 😐😮💨
Student: wtf
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Superman, gesturing a teachers whiteboard with a structure paragraph on it was trending on Twitter for a crazy long amount of time.
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