theoretically insane

proud mother to sleep deprived gay rats

[nina-s0]

Jason Todd who is the master of revenge plans, gets ticked off by Tim one day and retaliates by showing up as his english teacher the next day:

Jason: welcome class, I'm your new professor.

Tim, just now walking in: oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me.

Jason, in a 2 piece suit and tie (he's comitted don't judge him): language. Not a great first impression is it now?

Tim: kill yourself.

Jason, already turning around: Go sit down Mr drake, I think you've embarrassed yourself enough.

(Cue his classmates being hella confused as to why Timothy "I respect all figures of authority" Drake-wayne just told their new teacher to fuck off.)

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Also Duke, steph and Damian also go to the same school and it goes something like this:

Duke, walking into class: ...

Jason, dramatically waiting to tell him off for being late: Mr Thomas! I am absolutely-

Duke: 🚶

Jason: Wait, no come back! I have to yell at you!

(Duke dropped english after that)

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Damian: no

Jason: huh what

Damian: I am not studying under you.

Jason: I am a great teacher trust me

Damian: ...

(He allowed it cause addmitedly Jason is a good teacher)

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Steph, walking in: bro-

Jason: ...

Steph: ...

Steph: BAHAHAHAHA

(She took a bizzilion photos and forced Babs to hack into the outlaws GC and spaming them with photos of Jason as a teacher)

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Bonus where professor Todd realises half way through the year that he needs to teach his kids english language and not just literature, so calls the only creative writer he knows. Superman.

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Jason: so uh. This is gonna be on your test so. Be focused?

Superman: ...

Superman: this is the life threatening threat you needed help with?

Jason: they were gonna fail man what was I suppose to do!?

Superman: 😐😮‍💨

Student: wtf

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Superman, gesturing a teachers whiteboard with a structure paragraph on it was trending on Twitter for a crazy long amount of time.

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[mayomkun]

Always keep your partner safe so you can continue arguing with him.

[papayafromtv]

how much do you wanna bet that the justice league sees how fucking insane the batkids are and tries to criticise bruce's parenting only to rapidly backpeddle when bruce just deadpan whistle-calls the nearest batkid over and gestures towards them like 'alright, then. you try bringing it up as a healthy adult.'

jason is stood there, gun twirling in-hand, shit eating grin on his face, and innocently he goes 'are you my new daddy?'

oliver's eyes widen in fear and he sputters out a 'o-oh i don't- i don't think-'

'yeah, that's what i thought.' bruce snaps. 'come on, jason.'

oliver watches bruce wrap an arm around jason's shoulders and lead him away, and as they leave he hears jason go 'i shot a guy like- directly through the nose ring, nothing but net style, so i won the competition and i get to pick dinner for tonight.'

bruce's steps falter just barely. 'and the man you shot-?'

'oh, fuckin exploded like an egg out the microwave. ruined damian's new sweater.'

bruce sighs.

'i want italian.'

'you had italian yesterday.'

'i want italian.'

[milo03c]

Day 2: music! Fleetwood Mac just represents their never ending situationship so well

[bugs-world22]

@panlittlething :) I heard you like this

[panlittlething]

this ruined my day.

[ciricearts]

i usually don’t put wips here but I'm really liking this one hehe

[panlittlething]

she’s… she’s really pretty… @theoreticallybread

[segamascott]

[theoreticallybread]

@panlittlething thought u should know for future reference

[panlittlething]

bitch you wanna throw hands @theoreticallybread

[ciricearts]

i finished my concept about stardew valley jason😋

[panlittlething]

@theoreticallybread

a gift

[cokalee]

But you should know, that I die slow

[theoreticallybread]

fuckkkkkk help me @panlittlething im gonna cry

[panlittlething]

@theoreticallybread AHHHH WHYYYY

[secretsdcblog]

Very funny thought I had while getting ready for work:

Batman can glide with his cape

Kate also uses her cape to glide

Nightwing has his wing suit

Red Robin and Batwing have wings

Robin can use his cape to glide as well

And then there's Jason " surviving is optional" Todd

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[waveoftheocean]

petition to give battinson a robin in batman 2 pspsps

[fast-andthe-curious]

this is for you my dc obsessed rats @theoreticallybread and @panlittlething

[panlittlething]

BATTISON AND DICK IN THE SAME POST :DDD

[midosune]

i like his thighs

[panlittlething]

hes my little baby

[im-yotsu]

Yeah sure let's send the 14 year old to the battlefield yipeeee

(+ 1 fatal lesbian situationship)

Commission info

[alnat-art]

POV: you are poor clanka 🥺

[panlittlething]

so batman is black and nightwing is blue. nightwing is the lighter less violent “better” version of batman.

because if you lighten black it becomes blue.

[secretsdcblog]

[Another alternate Titans Tower because I'm not done]

Tim, at the tower talking to Dick over comms: You know what would be crazy? Jason Todd being the Red Hood

Tim: But that's just a theory.

Tim, in his best MatPat voice: A game theory!

Jason, appearing out of nowhere: What the fuck how did you know

[beemovieerotica]

[theoreticallybread]

@panlittlething @starfruitsomething @fast-andthe-curious @bugs-world22

GUYS

i have a sword. SOMEONE GET ME A CARABINER STAT

[panlittlething]

yeah not enabling this behavior