Pans&trans

Still questioning but pretty sure I'm nonbinary. I'm also pansexual. They/them pronouns pls. I'm in a LOT of fandoms so we probably have some sort of similar interests??

[oneandlonley]

Who are you? I’m you but stronger

[amazingphil]

Risky Click

Yo I’m doing a new video called ‘Risky Click’ where I react to mystery links you send me!

Think of something that will make me laugh, scared, or something else totally unexpected  and I will react to it on video! All you have to do is:

1. Get the link you want to send me and use tinyurl.com to hide what it is!

2. Email me at [email protected] - and write a mysterious/cryptic/concerning description of what I’m about to click on without spoiling it. Then just paste that link for me to click and any name if you want a shoutout.

If you link to fan art please only post things you have drawn (or with the artists permission), don’t link anything too gross or that will get me demonetised (lol) and please only submit something once! no spam 👌

THANK and I look forward to taking some risks 😅

[adorablehowell]

frozen pasta

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[tardis-impala]

spring cleaning!!! unfollow me if youre a terf, homophobic, biphobic, islamophobic, dont agree w the black lives matter movement 

[roughlyokay]

also unfollow if your’e an antisemite, and just racist in general

[adeponol-deactivated20190420]

Or a pedophile/MAP/MAP supporter

[mindflamer]

when i was depressed those “reasons not to kill yourself” lists never helped.. maybe they do for some people but for me they actually made me feel worse. it was like….here’s a reminder that there are all these things other people find joy in that you can’t. with a sprinkle of guilt because “your family/friends will miss you.”

what i needed to hear, and so what i’ll tell any of you reading this who are in the same situation, was: a lot of people recover from mental illness and go on to live full lives. it’s quite likely that with treatment, a time will come when you won’t want to die anymore and you’ll find joy in everyday life. yes, you. stay alive for that possibility.

[radioactivepeasant]

It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

[adrenaline-revolver]

“Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans.” “Why? Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?” “It seems to be the opposite Commander. Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when attempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world. Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a “mean kitty” and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed. I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy’s fauna.” “I see what you mean. So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer. And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these “puppies” so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated. 

[radioactivepeasant]

Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic

[talkingbirdguy]

Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone.

[beka-tiddalik]

“So I hear that you’ve just recruited a human for your ship.”

“Yes, it’s the first time that I’ve worked with these species, but they come highly recommended. Say, you’ve worked with a few, what tips can you give me? I’d hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding if it’s avoidable.”

“The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised.”

“Wait, what?”

“I’m serious. Don’t do it. Things. Happen.”

“But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board?”

“Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologically very resilient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member. Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary.”

“But Toks, didn’t you just say…”

“The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything. If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into. It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him.”

“Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pixia?”

“The very same. Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don’t even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip. Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet.”

“A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?”

“Yup. Don’t leave your humans unsupervised.”

“I’ll uh, take that under advisement.”

[uristmcdorf]

“Seriously. Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they will make their own. I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get… creative. Don’t even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby. Three weeks in and when we finally caught the wretched thing, half the humans on crew tried to revolt about us “killing” Stabby by removing the knife. “How… how did you resolve that sir?” “Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative solution, I suppose.” “And that sated the humans? “Worse.” “Worse?” “They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on springs to both and held mock battles. Then decided Stabby and Knifey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage fights between them any more.”

[cursedcatimages]

repost at your own risk

[madfrisky]

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

[technohumanlation]

woop there it is

[sailoruranus-archive]

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

[jackhawksmoor]

well shit

[ambular-d]

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

[idreamofsubtext]

Because she was lonely.

So, today, a woman came into our shop. It was a woman I’ve only heard my parents refer to as ‘the Deaf Lady’. My mum had told her about me, explained that I was doing Sign Language, and come to find me on a day she knew I was working.

But today, she didn’t need her lawnmower repaired. In fact, she hadn’t touched it since it had been, and as far as she knew everything was fine.

She’d come in to sign to me.

She waved hello, and instantly explained that my mum had told her I would be in today. I asked her how she was, and the smile that she had on her face was the biggest I’ve ever seen.

And we spent about an hour in my family’s little shop, talking about everything. She told me about her life, about how she’d lived in the same house for 60 years.

She’d been born deaf, and been a Brownie, but never a Guide, because of the War… she’s now 86.

She had some amazing stories to tell, and twice she cried. One of those times was remembering her youth, and the other was when she was explaining to me that her husband had died around 20 years ago, and how he’d been the last person she’d known that could communicate with her.

She’s been alone for 20 years, living in a silent world, unable to communicate with anyone for the most part. The most interaction she has is when she writes things down for people, but she’s struggled to make any recent friends, and her family is long gone.

Now someone explain to me what’s wrong with every school teaching a certain amount of Sign Language, and for colleges to offer it more freely and frequently. People should be encouraged to learn BSL, because otherwise we’re cutting ourselves off from talking to around 8 million people or so (in the UK alone).

That’s millions of people who are no less important than you are, who have their own stories to tell, and the same need for communication as anyone else on this tiny little planet.

J. cried today because it was the first time for a long time that anyone has asked her for her name, or listened to her stories.

She’s also coming back into work tomorrow, to sign with me, and help me practice. But also - because we’re only human - for the company.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Every school should offer the native sign language of their region.

Normalize and celebrate language in all its modes, and the cultures that go with it.

[leesacrakon]

I’m going to be minoring in it in college and I really wish my high school had a class for ASL

[pans-and-trans]

Exactly!! The reason we have the options of Spanish, German, and French, is to be able to communicate with others who can’t speak English. We tend to be taught those because they’re rather common, but how is ASL or BSL or any other type of sign language not common? Even if you don’t come across someone who knows it in your daily life (I have), we need more sign language interpreters. Sp that we can open up that communication, which as the OP and reblogs expressed, is so important.

[geeulia8]

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[asforthesoundtrack]

Same, the reviews were funny, but like also if you don't know who they are, why watch? Like did you just see a picture of Phil in those gloves and got disappointed when it wasn't a porn? (Because same). It makes me so sad to see their rating so low though in all sincerity

gfjlskdjglh ok mood though (now all i can think of is phil wearing the gloves as some sort of kink wow i really need to go to bed lmao) but honestly same :((( like it does help that there’s so many positive reviews but it still hurts when someone says the people you love more than anyone else are idiots and uninteresting. just…wtf?? why even bother spreading all that hate honestly i’ll never understand trolls lol 

but on a brighter note, let’s all enjoy these photos of phil on stage because my GOD does he look incredible:

i didn’t think it possible but i actually miss my show even more now wow

[snoozydnp]

drunk words are sober thoughts

Summary:  The opportunity of a life time comes in the form of Phil Lester actually showing up at a party, all tattoos and bright blue eyes. Dan’s been crushing on him for far too long, so getting the chance to play Never Have I Ever with his crush? Yeah, he can’t pass that one up. What could go wrong?

Rating: Teen and Up

Word Count: 6653

ao3

Author’s note: akjshdkjf this is my first real fic and I’m so excited to share it with you all. I wanna say a special thank you to @auroraphilealis for betaing and guiding me through this. You are so amazing and lovely and helpful. Thanks for helping me create something to be proud of. I hope everyone likes it. 

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[pans-and-trans]

THIS NEEEEDS MORE NOTESSS

[phn-trsh]

LEt me livE FIL wOt IS yO pROBLEM

[softestvirgil]

“You’re the least popular character and you know it,”

“Oh, look it’s Logan, everyone’s favorite character!”

Why do all the dark sides feel the need to belittle Logan, like right away?

[softestvirgil]

I say all when it’s only been two so far, but still. It’s a weird coincidence.

[alsoyouremischievous]

Because logic can defeat anxiety and unravel a lie

[softestvirgil]

Oh

[quinintheclouds]

Yeah wow… this is especially evidenced in My Negative Thinking and Can Lying Be Good? Both times he was able to skillfully combat the dark sides and help Thomas see things more clearly in a way that empowers him to be capable of doing it himself. 

[softestvirgil]

Wow

[coconut-cluster]

Oh! That makes me wonder if a Big Dark Side will be one that disables Logic - one that makes Logan so frustrated that he blows up, shirks it off, has to step out for a bit? 

One that makes Logic duck out?

[madly-handsome]

Oh if that happens that’d be quite a show. The only time he ever left the sides was due to them not listening to him

[softestvirgil]

Maddy you just made this like 10x worse and I’m here for it

[madly-handsome]

Okay but…imagine okay?

He handled deceit easily. If anything he seemed ammused over the other trying to scare him.

Even scary Virgil, who swore Logan hated him, couldn’t get the guy to leave.

…but Patton succeeded flawlessly

[softestvirgil]

Oh my god you’re right

[pans-and-trans]

Harry Potter Headcanon:

Were dogs allowed at Hogwarts? And if yes, why couldn’t Sirius have stayed with Harry, in dog form? They can chat when they are guaranteed privacy. Why wasn’t this a thing???

[pans-and-trans]

Somebody reblogged this which reminded me of this post of mine, so thank you because I thought of something else. If this had been a thing, staying at Hogwarts with Harry would have guaranteed Sirius more safety. Because nobody fucks with Dumbledore. And we saw in Deathly Hallows just how many protections Hogwarts has. And we know Dumbledore would have been chill with Sirius staying there because he told them to travel back in time to save Sirius in the first place, so he clearly likes and believes Sirius.