uh oh.. dean gender

denj | 24 | white | queer | main @unloneliest, icon by cuartist sorry i don't have a theme it's the capitalism using up all my free time

[pansydean]

i've seen people post about supernatural.edu requited readings and like for me? for me it's a required listening, the i only listen to the mountain goats podcast. like everyone should reread this bedlund quote and then get unzipped by the 1st episode of i only listen to the mountain goats with me

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

get his ass

[4x01]

the spn fandom has literally some of the funniest sentences i’ve ever heard in my life they literally just cycle through my brain nonstop. i love when it’s busy at supernatural and the gay angel gets mean. instructions unclear i got my dick stuck in the michael sword. good omens crowley is dust. greetings blood freak. what if orpheus had a gay cajun vampire side piece. these are all my mind’s screensavers

[4x01]

cool it george w butch you’re in more drag right now than i’ll ever be in. (looking good cas) ok so fuck me. michael wave. shave your chest father of two it’s fanservice time. we are a society!

[donnasweettttttttt]

what if orpheus and eurydice had a third guy with them who was orpheus’s gay cajun vampire sidepiece

[pietacastiel]

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is… Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

[casgirl]

lebanon should’ve been a tense and hostile dinner party bottle episode with the winchesters, cas and jack, and rowena. john keeps microagressing cas and cas keeps being cunty right back and dean is just trying to get through the night. meanwhile on the other side of the table sam is like mommy pass the salt and rowena and mary both reach for it.

[casgirl]

Happy Mother’s Day

[googledocsdyke]

performative utterances and dean winchester [judith butler voice] gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original, that heterosexuality is always in the act of elaborating itself is evidence that it is perpetually at risk that it "knows" its own possibility of becoming undone. [squalloscope voice] i'm a copy of a copy of a copy of a woman you're a copy of a copy of a copy of a guy [tumblr user marcusantonius voice] this western action hero is dead [this post voice] dean winchester as a copy of a copy of a copy trying to resuscitate something that will always feel inauthentic and in fact feels increasingly inauthentic the more it tries to stabilise itself the more it tries to performatively utter itself into existence and who is the utterer? eric kripke? does dean winchester exist? can dean winchester unpeel himself from the text and from his own empty xerox can dean winchester speak? is this anything am i anything

[googledocsdyke]

dean winchester + reiteration/dean-as-xerox
9x22 “stairway to heaven” / @googledocsdyke / 3x10 “dream a little dream of me” / judith butler: “imitation and gender insubordination” / 8x17 “goodbye stranger” / squalloscope: “domino” / 6x15 “the french mistake” / @lesbianyuugi/ 7x06 “slash fiction” / judith butler / 9x22

[thepoisonroom]

does anyone even study the classics nowadays

[googledocsdyke]

it's like. he's a son. he's a daughter. he's a bad man. he's a serial killer. he's a cowboy. he's a xerox machine. he's a mother. he's a loose cannon. he's bad writing. he's good writing. he's a swiftie. he's a hero. he's an antihero. he's bad bisexual rep. he's han solo. no he's not. he's a father. he's his father. he's an alcoholic. he's a control freak. he's the michael sword. he's a child. he's a husband. he's a housewife. he's a mechanic. he's the last great american queerbait. he's a soldier. he's a redditor. he's a violent urge. he's a failed man. he's a construct. he's a parody. he's a revenge arc. he's a tragic hero. he's a widow. he's a divorcee. he's a dancer. he's a righteous man. he's a photocopy. he's never wrong. he's always wrong. he's irredeemable. he's redemption. he's a pop culture geek. he's kinda butch. he's a painted whore. he's an archetype. he's an homage. he's a drag king. he's just a guy. he's a hooker with a heart of gold.

[googledocsdyke]

he's a christ figure. he's a deadbeat dad. he's the final girl. he's some guy. he's a scammer. he's a ladies' man. he's a sacrificial lamb. he's an aquarius. he's a game of thrones fan. he's a note on camp.

[googledocsdyke]

HE'S A BIRTHDAY BOY

[valtsv]

i'll never not be drawn to the existential horror of angels as beings without free will, incapable of doubt or refusal, and how attempting to "free" them from that state which seems so unfairly cruel from our perspective necessarily requires destroying them on a fundamental level and condemning them to an eternity of suffering. how a halo is a perfect closed loop which interrupting would render no longer a halo but something else, irregular and jagged.

[valtsv]

an angel is a beautiful terrifying horse that will break all of its legs attempting to comprehend nuance

[seasononesam]

There's always something eating at me. That's who I am. 

[butchmary]

jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok

[beatsheetromanroy]

chuck when he has to resurrect the angel of thursday from the dead AGAIN because his beloved all american macho protagonist is refusing to be the hero without him around and is instead drowning in grief (ie. drinking himself into a stupor while hiding in his room and it's neither hot nor productive)

[castielcommunism]

dean is horrible at lying but excellent at doing bits

[castielcommunism]

if someone asks him to play a hapless drunk in a bar to lure out a monster, he’ll give an oscar winning performance with zero prep time. if someone asks him why he’s trying to break into a graveyard he’ll say some bullshit like “I lost my guinea pig in there”

[daalcuntynatural]

dean voice if cas is not back in 2 days im gonna gms (gank myself) sam .

[tiktaalic]

i think dean has Secret Issues about the jaunts where he time traveled to the past and a) had to take care of his mother mary who was 19 years old and not his mother yet b) FAILED at it and c) she doesn’t REMEMBER IT

[tiktaalic]

@donniefinnerman​

much like dean and human cas couldn’t be allowed by the plot to inhibit the same space for more than twenty minutes because otherwise they would consummate and ravage, cas and mary can’t be in the same room for more than five minutes because he has an absolute trove of horrifying information that he would offhandedly drop on her that she would HAVE to grapple with which would force her to become a character. this includes, but is not limited to: cupid striking her with the soulmate mark purely so she could have vessel babies, dean (and sam that one time) going back in time to try to save her, john selling his soul for dean, dean selling his soul for sam, sam having a time-in-hell based nervous breakdown, mary’s dad coming back and NOT getting along with dean and only getting along with sam because he has no soul before sam kills him and is just sorta like. eh., sam having a demon mistress he drinks enough blood from to become a demon before god wipes him human clean, how dean always wanted to Get Out, did with a family, then came back, how dean spent purgatory in full slaughter mode, and dean being a demon and having a demon murder spree.