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also very funny that like. you can say you’ve moved on from supernatural. but the second one of those fuck ass actors open their mouths we’re all like

frogstiel

founding tenets of the spnblr experience:

They Didn’t Even Cast Abel

Expect Him To Be In A Hat

frogstiel

additions from the tags:

Beware The Moving Image

All Actors Should Be Burned At The Stake

Killing That Man

Dean Can Be Bi But Jensen Is Definitely Gay

ramen8008

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

alexalblondo

Stargate SG-1: this is Jack. Jack is very sad and depressed due to his son dying. He deals with it by being sarcastic and adopting anything remotely child shaped! And this is Daniel. Daniel is very sad and depressed due to his wife dying. And the thing with her child. And some other stuff. He deals with it by being sarcastic and also hiding in his studies and also bonding with people a lot. Sometimes on occasion he tries to sacrifice himself. He succeeds half the time!

Stargate Atlantis: this is Elisabeth. And Rodney. They think the Geneva Convention is more of a inspiration of sorts. Rodney is after all Canadian. And this is suicide John who committed suicide over 30 times last week. He sadly failed every time. He is very sad and sarcastic about it!

biteriskgirl

found an angel wandering around last night. it was standing in the street dazed, looking up at a flourescent light. didn't want it to get hit by a car so i tried to nudge it onto the sidewalk but it started getting agitated when it realized i was there. poor thing seems to be almost totally blind; there's a crack in its halo so maybe that's why. i managed to leash it and that calmed it down a bit. ended up bringing it home and it's just been sitting on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling light. anyone know what angels eat?

lexicanons

Post-TLG Hollanov are woken at an ungodly hour by Shane’s phone. Shane answers and Yuna tells him to put her on speaker phone. Shane does and she tells them not to freak out but someone put a hidden camera in their hotel room when they were last in St. Louis, and the video is now on the internet. Yuna is working to get it taken down, but it’s spread like wildfire. Shane and Ilya are like “oh shit” and start to panic because the last time they played in St Louis a really bad snow storm rolled in, so they were stuck there for an extra day and spent the whole day fucking. An unauthorized Hollanov sex tape hits the internet. Half of the fandom is like “don’t watch it, respect their privacy” and other half is giving play-by-play commentary and writing essays about the video. #ProRiderShane, #ServiceTopIlya, and #TwoBigDicks are trending. Shane wants the earth to swallow him whole while Ilya tweets out “Damn, we look so good together” and Shane takes Ilya’s phone and flushes it down the toilet.

a-stray-thief

The internet's favorite part is the extended cut TM which shows the evening before when both of them get in tired from a long game that went into OT and Ilya tries to talk Shane into blowjobs but Shane's like you took a brutal hit and you can barely keep your eyes open we are not having sex, we are sleeping and Ilya gives him the cottage blowie on the phone eyes so Shane makes him a deal: if Ilya can stay awake until Shane's done with his bathroom routine, he'll blow him and Ilya fucking Rozanov, Terror On The Ice, gives his husband the biggest pout because you will cheat Shane and Shane is like I've never cheated once in my life asshole, and Ilya says, outraged, you will take extra long so I will fall asleep! Just like you wear your glasses when you want me to clean up my socks. That's not cheating that's an incentive, Shane shoots back and is so pissed about the cheating accusation he actually goes to the bathroom even though he was half a second from caving because he does really want to blow Ilya. Anyway you can see on the video how Ilya fucking Rozanov, one half of the league's sleep paralysis demon duo is trying stubbornly staying awake playing something on his phone and then just nods off. And then Shane comes back, not even three minutes later because that man is weak and that was not his full bathroom routine in any universe, but Shane just smiles softly and takes Ilya's phone and puts it on the nightstand. And then he gets a water bottle and puts it there too and then he gets into bed with him and even half asleep Ilya throws and arm over Shane and wiggles half on top of him. And when the gifs of that go viral Ilya finally crashes out and orders Yuna to hire ten more lawyers and find those fucking thieves because that moment was for no one else but him, fuck them Shane that is huge invasion of privacy Shane I will murder them!

potatomode

Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission.

Ottawa Centaurs vs Montreal Metros aka Ilya Rozanov's Husband Duties Luca at the back biting a Metros head

gr8k877

Do you ever watch an old movie/tv show/etc. and immediately think, "Oh, there is DEFINITELY gay porn for this on AO3. Probably not a lot, but I KNOW it's there."?

1991 Point Break

today-in-the-bunker

Today, Sam recives a call from a young hunter looking for quick help translating a spell and comes to the realization that the majority of people are not close to fluent in Latin. This leads him to reevaluate quite a few "common sense" skills he's developed throughout his hunting career.

30-to-50-plastic-spiders

notahungrywish

When Yuna has her “no son(in law) of mine will have inferior brand deals and management” takeover shortly after she learns about Shane and Ilya, how long do you think it takes her to figure out his money situation with his family?

I’m imagining her/maybe Shane playfully ribbing him about how he has no real financial manger or decent investments and what do you MEAN you just let a paycheck like that sit in your account while buying luxury cars every five minutes no wonder your net worth is shockingly low for your value, etc etc. and he’s not even offended he’s surprised and pleased that his new family is so invested in him and also enjoys watching where Shane gets some of his crazy. Like Ilya Mommy Issues Rozanov is “yes please ma’am optimize my finances and worry about my wellbeing harder” while he shovels whatever David made for dinner in his mouth.

But then at some point while she’s (lovingly) harping on his financial irresponsibility he just kind of quietly mentions that actually so much of his paycheck was going back home to his family when he was younger that he needed to blow shit on cars or whatever pretty quick if he didn’t want it to disappear. And she realizes that yeah he’s a little dummy who spent a concerning amount of money on VIP sections last year and thinks bank account interest is investing but he was also a child supporting his entire family in a foreign country with no one bothering to look out for his best interest or explain planning for a future.

David gets treated to impassioned rants every night about how “David I’m not convinced anyone even read that boy his contract in Russian”.

She starts managing him as well, obviously, and she’s kind of disturbed by how easily he just signs whatever she puts in front of him and doesn’t bother asking questions before agreeing to hand over all his management to her. He just seems thrilled she got him a Lamborghini partnership and an invite to fashion week.

The only time he puts up a fuss is when he realizes she’s not planning to take any significant cut of his money because “you’re family sweetheart” and he looks like he got smacked in the head with a shovel and has to go outside on the porch with Shane for a suspiciously long period of time.

Just to make sure it’s not suspicious that Yuna Hollander is now managing Ilya Rozanov she takes on a few more clients too. And if she specializes in managing rookies with no support network or active language barriers then that’s just a coincidence.

stargatelov3r

Baby Sam <3

sc: stargatescenepacks on instagram

ac: wxnchstrx / nj.audios

Daniel, Teal'c, Jack

wholesomevampire

Ronon's first reaction to Sheppard was to knock him out and tie him up and his first reaction to McKay was to rescue him from the crazy guy trying to kill him, untie him and bring him home and I gotta say, the guy knows his audience.

#“This guy's a warrior.” *thunk*#“And this guy's a... princess. Yep. Maybe there's a reward for saving her. Him.”#<<prev i am SCREAMING

pegasusgalaxybedsr2small

Listen, I love Ronon too, but I've always marvelled at how... expeditive the swap was.

Bonus crappy panel:

I put up a tag for my dumb crappy comics, it's #bedsr2small art

theehorsepusssy

#thought this said Mr Goncharov

aslongasitsblack

shane becomes convinced cliff and ilya are having an affair because they keep sending each other shit like ‘let me know when you’re back in boston big boy i want to slob on that monster dong’ and finally shane confronts him and ilya is like no baby this is how straight men talk to each other when they’re convinced each other are straight and shane’s like i have never said anything like that to anyone and ilyas like well except to me ;) and shane punches him in the arm and shows him his texts from hayden and they are all like ‘Hey Shane ☺️ thank you for sending Jackie mothers day flowers. We appreciate you so much man.’ and ilyas like shane. this is so fucking gay

aslongasitsblack

(@smokingrozanov)

andyoullhearitagain

queen charlotte colon a bridgerton story really brought to my attention that the star wars prequels would be much improved by c3po having to cart around padme's horrible spomeranian.* And now that I've thought of that, it's crazy that she doesn't have one. like I can sense his presence. he's like the missing fifth member of the scooby gang. here's an artist's rendering: