Pants Haver

Some days I post one of my favorite things! Tell me your favorite color, song, character, artist, word, animal, anything!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

[pantshaver]

Kiss.

[pantshaver]

Is this a safe space to say that I actually kind of like the new Spotify logo?

[pantshaver]

Remember, you may be able to use ai instead of being creative in places where it doesn’t matter (school, your job) but you will never be able to take shortcuts where it really counts (Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Palette House)

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[spark-circuit]

okay so for SOME reason I'm only seeing this clip on Nintendo of America's Facebook of all places. so here's the Hugh Morris creation clip in full 👍

happy tomodachi life day tomorrow!!!! ✨️🎊💬

[pantshaver]

Dude, I hate it when I wake up as an Egyptian pharoah.

[pantshaver]

What the fuck is a Yu-Gi-Oh

[queerprayers]

house I am staying in for work usually houses a ~christian marriage counselor~ and I flipped through a book and stopped in my tracks. it had not occurred to me, no.

[necromancelena]

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[allcrush]

having fun scrolling arent u .. freak

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 75

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Shockwave (Transformers)

James Morgan "Jimmy" McGill/Saul Goodman (Better Call Saul)

Voting ended onApr 19

PROPAGANDA:

[Shockwave]

"Once upon a time no one could compare to Shockwave's beauty. After the Decepticons? No bot ALIVE could compare to his shape. Dude has massive tits already, and with his scientific leanings, propensity for experimenting on himself, and devotion to logic, anyone who managed to actually get him pregnant would have Hell Carrier on their hands and it would be glorious. Talk about kicking ass and taking names all while making sure his growing bitlet is receiving the utmost he can provide from himself. Or, alternatively, he got himself pregnant and then dares anyone to say anything about it. Also. He's Optimus Prime's first ex, even before Megatron. The DRAMA that could cause."

Shockwave propaganda from last season

[Saul]

"he's soooo good with kids, he'd make a fabulous mother. we're always seeing him doing community-building work and caring deeply for his loved ones, I think carrying a child would fulfil him. 🩷 also he'd make them fresh cinnamon rolls!! cuuuute."

[fran4flan]

Let’s go Shockwave!!!!

[pantshaver]

PLEASE let’s get Jimmy pregnant. This man has gone through so much and I want to see how he reacts to it. You don’t understand how much this man NEEDS to be in a situation. Also, Kim could absolutely do it. She has both the determination and inner strength required to get Saul Goodman pregnant.

[pantshaver]

Cute couples night idea: breaking the fourth wall together so the audience knows that you two are also fed up with this shit

[pantshaver]

Sometimes you just have to look into the camera like Jim from The Office with your significant other and there’s nothing wrong with that

[pantshaver]

Cute couples night idea: breaking the fourth wall together so the audience knows that you two are also fed up with this shit

[cat-mermaid]

@craftykit1

wellsy wellsy wellsy, looks likes yous alls in needs of my... "expertise" again huh?

well lucky fer yous, i've been keeping my ear to the ground, and i been hearing some interesting stuff around the ol "gentlemen's establishments" (dos guys der ain't gentlemen, lemme tell yas that)

so yous wannas share dem miis of yers huh, and maybe yous wanna download some of dem hot slices of premade miis yous been eyeing fer yer DICK CITY huh?

Well the BIG MAN, he ain't havin it

yeah dats right, "online play is not supported", or as the french say: "fuck yous". Yous gotta be within spittin distance of someone if yous wanna swap miis

But dat Big Man? The fella callin all da shots?

He only thinks about keepin his ass squeaky clean just enough not ta stink, so he don't attract the pigs. Dat means he don't scrub every nook and cranny if youz get watta i'm sayin

So lets get down to business: all yous needs is the demos to tomodachi and to miitopia, no full game purchases needed

if yous never played miitopia, well i ain't gonna sit here and explain all that, go down to yer local library and look up how downloadin and sharing miis works with all that, capeesh?

so yous wanna get into dis here menu and pick the lil so and so yous wanna import right? save that lil squirt to yer Switch

now open up dat tomodachi life demo and give 'em the biz

now lookit dat, pretty as a picture huh? all safe and sound in one piece right?

now don't get all worked up, but theres a uh... theres a... uh

wadda ya call it? uh one ah dem uh...

"provisos"

So lets take the Big Man here, lets say yous wanna bring him along with that cute lil dame yous just imported right?

well tough cookies pal, all that ballyhoo ain't goin with him. All dats locked to da miitopia. yous get the cake but not the frosting, get it?

all rights, dat about covers it, don't say i never did nothing f-

what da fuck is going on with my shadow der

i think i needs ta calls a priest✝️⛪

[pantshaver]

I love the unnecessary links

[274th]

Some tips on anime-style Miis without facepaint

I think visually the instructions are easy to follow: You use one of the dot eyes, then use the top eyelid as the eyelash, the bottom eyelid as a double eyelid, the top eyelash as an extension to the top lash, and the bottom lashes as a lower eyelid. You use the eyeshadow as the "white" of the eye. You can optionally use a mole as a nose.

I tried it on a character I was struggling to make, and holy shit! Holy shit!!!

Your mileage may vary, for example I've closed the game so I can't see how it looks on darker skinned Miis, but it works really well IMO. Hope it helps!

[redstonedust]

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.