paoorchi

[paoorchi]

Fem wangxian! My beloveds!

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[ray-eh]

The possiblilty of Wei Wuxian accidentally inventing a new ghost city branch is so funny to me

Like imagine, Wei Wuxian wanders into Ghost City once. Once. And suddenly he's running a side business of chaotic ghost experiments with the local residents.

Ghost City citizens absolutely adore him because he treats ghosts like coworkers, brings new cursed inventions every week, laughs at their terrible jokes

Within three days there's a stall called:

Yiling Patriarch Experimental Spiritual Devices (probably safe)

Meanwhile Hua Cheng is watching from a balcony like a proud investor

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 15: Same name, Different frame.

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[stawb3rryjuice]

The parallels between JC and LWJ are everywhere and i can’t get over it.

They are both characters deeply important to WWX’s life - past and present respectively. They are both single fathers of kids that they never planned to raise, that they would have never had to if not for the influence of WWX (his actions, however accidental or indirectly, killed JYL and JZX) (him dying and leaving no one behind to raise A-Yuan). Hating each other for what they did or didn’t do to WWX. Having to see each other because their kids are friends. Representing trust turned pain and pain turned trust. Sacrificing themselves for WWX (captured by the wens to distract them from him/protecting him from the elders and suffering from it).

screaming crying throwing up

[july-19th-club]

twenty years ago, the tv show supernatural was created. this has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce Wayne has either a crippling fear of Batman, his fear of bats is very well known after all, or really doesn’t like him because Bruce Wayne is the only person who Batman has actually refused to save in person but has sent a Robin or one of the Bats in his place instead. Gotham of course sees this, and are torn because how can they support Batman when he’s actively refusing to protect the one Gothamite every Gothamite actually adore? Bruce Wayne is their Princess Diana, what is the Bat’s problem? But Bruce will not hesitate to criticise Batman in public, in fact it is a Gotham past time to work one of Bruce’s famous zingers out of him.

Being on Gotham This Morning being interviewed about some charity run he’s going to do and Bruce admits he’s nervous of whiping out and the interviewer laughs and asks whether he’s seen the viral video of Batman tripping and skidding across a rooftop after overextending too much? Bruce lights uo immediately, the footage is played and Bruce just pulls a face and goes, ‘Isn’t he like meant to be a professional?’

On whether Bruce will invite Batman to be apart of his bachelor’s auction for charity, Bruce just pulls a face like a toddler trying a lemon for the first time.

Bruce at a gala fainting when the Bat Signal is shone into the sky.

Flinching when Batgirl shows up but sighing dramatically and being like, “at least it isn’t the big bastard”

Somebody yelling “Batman” in the street only for Bruce to either drop to the ground screaming or yelling at the skyline “you caped bitch”

Bruce getting kidnapped for the nth time in a month, yelling for somebody to call Superman because if the Bat shows up he’s going to freak.

Bruce comically screeching when he’s saved by Red Hood, pointing at the big red Bat on his chest.

Red Robin and Robin showing up to save Bruce Wayne only for the billionaire to clutch the two boys to his chest and wail, “he’s indoctrinating children”

[diced-rice]

shim

[alyona11]

Lan Zhan does it to people

[noodles-and-tea]

please do more baby jaybin im in my kness begging to you to make bruce with his two babys, show me big brother dick teaching jason circus tricks, show me jason doing silly child things and bruce being so in love with his kids 😭😭😭😭

The brothers ever

[minilamma]

Uh oh.

Aftermath for sitting on the Xiuya Sword

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[rainbowaudi]

Some Krises I did on a mental breakdown wujuuu

They're so me frfr

[glitchclock]

Lmao bingqiu high-school modern au where Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan have to do the egg baby thing for health class SENDING me.

They get paired up, and Shen Yuan is like, 'Huh! I Wonder why Luo Binghe got paired with me instead of with one of his Adoring Harem Members?" And Luo Binghe, who broke into school the night before to switch some names on the Excel file, giggles and says, "Shen Yuan 🥺👉👈 we've got to raise a baby together.... I want to be the Mother." And Shen Yuan (who just had a lesson on gender roles and how they weren't going to enforce them in this class) 100% goes "Sure 🙂😑🙂"

Anyway they've got their egg (named Zheng Yang) and Luo Binghe takes this egg-adpotion as a reasonable excuse to just... live at shen yuans place? Shen jiu would come home from a long day of being a TA at their local school and see his worst enemy jock Luo Binghe sitting on his couch and he CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

At school it becomes unbearable for Shang Qinghua (who was unfortunately paired up with Mobei-Jun who has no parenting ability whatsoever) that he ups and leaves because Luo Binghe has managed to get him and Shen Yuan to wear matching rings and a mock wedding to 'create a stable homelife for our child'.

On the very last night, Luo Binghe convinces Shen Yuan to let him sleep over and they spend most of the night talking about Zheng Yang, and their ideas for the future. Luo Binghe wakes up with a golden ray of sunshine in his face, Shen Yuan in his arms, and the smell of... cooking eggs wafting from the kitchen!!!!!!

Shen Jiu, in a fit of outrage at his baby brother being SEDUCED by a jock FRYS Zheng Yang and slowly eats it on a peice of toast.

Luo Binghe FLIPS. Full hysterics, clawing at the fridge where they stored their child, apologising profusely to a shocked Shen Yuan.

They come in in the morning to school holding another egg, which Luo Binghe dubbed Xin Mo, which he then uses later on to egg Shen Jius car in the teachers parking lot.

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[luobinghehasbpd]

The Summer Xiao-Jiu died