patou @paopeopipi12 - Tumblr Blog

not his name.

as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

toskarin

I wish I could believe you mean "as a father" but I know you mean "as a man"

taken-for-pomegranted

if it makes you feel better, I'll call him daddy while I'm enjoying him as a man

toskarin

I don't think that makes me feel better but thank you for sharing anyway

machine-saint

honestly the original is still funnier than 85% of the edits people make

notahorseindisguise

gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.

francisforever2014

if tumblr shuts down you can find me in everything you see by looking for me there

Caught up on Frieren

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

wha-archive

Happy Halloween! Shirahama's latest art with the main atelier all dressed in RPG gear around their giant pumpkin. Thank you for your continued support of this archive!

She doesn't list exactly what class each character is but their outfits really shine though - here's my best guess or what I think would be fun, what's yours?

Coco: witch/mage (possibly a red-mage?)

Qifrey: archer/ranger

Agott: I'm not as certain, but she reminds me of a merchant type - maybe even a rogue or a prince

Richeh: fighter/brawler

Tetia: cleric/white mage

Olruggio: barbarian/berserker

#wha