What's a little torment between friends?

I write. I read. Sometimes I even show up to reblog. She/They. 32. MDNI/MDNF.

[papasbaseball]

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[papasbaseball]

No kink done in the privacy of 2 consenting adults bedroom will harm you and people are allowed to talk about them online. Too many people are starting to sound like fucking Anita Bryant but don't see it because *this time* surely they've got it right and what two consenting adults doing in the privacy of their bedroom will *for sure* corrupt and prey on the children this time.

[weirdworldofwinnie]

Phantom of the Opera? More like Daddy of the Opera 😏

[nneeemmmzzzzzzzzzz]

Smells like hope outside

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[petrowriting]

me and the mutuals talking about motifs and symbolism

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[papasbaseball]

WE'RE GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN!

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[teratocrat]

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

tumblr users will be like “i’ll be the first to admit i didn’t read anything you said, but here’s my take on it:”