Papa Vesemir

Mike | 32 | He/Him/His | Witcher Trash since 2007. Cosmere. DnD. Memes.

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[awesomeart-83]

The ocean can be vicious in all forms.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[thedinosaurprince]

[sagyunaro]

YOHOHOHOHO

[papavesemir]

They were too pure for the Grand Line. 😭 Their records are gonna sell out in 52 years though.

[andrewmoocow]

Netflix feeding me good by introducing all my favorite Straw Hats in the same season!

[pointnclick]

he’s literally pregnant coded

[pointnclick]

i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head, didn’t he?

[were-ralph]

Wario

[johnwickfucker]

WERE-RALPH????

[outofcontextarthur]

[daft-junk-blog]

cities breaking down on a camels back

[normalshrimp]

[thepoisonroom]

it's because you're always identifying with that damn character

[thepoisonroom]

welcome back jane goodall......

[wayneradiotv]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[powerburial]

Dante and Vergil

[gaycop]

hang on i gotta look something up

[gaycop]

this is a long fuckin poem

[lakevida]

give me another amulet im not driving

[hotvampireadjacent]

[librapropaganda-deactivated2026]

[demonius-darkblade]

Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking,

[thememedaddy]

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[kunou78]

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They weren't happy noises.

[mistakenot4892]

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The box would scream

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

It sounds like screaming, but actually it's a mating call.

[superbellsubways]