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Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧
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Me: waiting for any form of public transport
Rain: starts
Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧
Cultural Insights of Our Own: Lessons From a Newly Decoded Digital Archive
Interplanetary Journal of Cultural Studies Volume 16, Issue 3, Pages 322-340
Abstract
The recently decoded Internet Archive includes the digital artifact called “Archive of Our Own” (AO3) from early third millennium Earth. AO3 is unusually well backed up and therefore is presumed to contain some of the most significant -- perhaps even sacred -- texts of the time. In this paper we present our preliminary analysis of AO3 metadata, including new insights about the literature, gender and sexuality, religion, and scientific understanding of this historical era:
I. LITERATURE. We describe the cultural centrality of figures such as the Winchesters and Reader. We explore how they featured heavily in every dominant literature genre of the era, including Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, and Oral Sex.
II. GENDER AND SEXUALITY. We review the overwhelming evidence that male-male relationships were the most culturally significant sexual and romantic relationships, but we also show that it was a culture with an unusually broad set of sexual and gender roles. In particular, we highlight the unusual tripartite conceptualization of gender as including alpha, beta, and omega roles; we note the apparent prejudice against betas, illustrated in the prevalence of “no beta we die like men” and similar protest slogans.
III. RELIGION. We describe a newly discovered religious taboo: doves were a common sacrificial animal of the time, but they were forbidden from being eaten.
IV. SCIENCE. Finally, we present new insight about alternate universes. While previous scholars hypothesized that the scientists of Earth may have developed a correct early theory of the multiverse by the late second millennium, our analysis of AO3 presents evidence to the contrary. As late as the early third millennium, prevailing theories postulated highly specific universes, such as a universe in which everyone is in high school, or a universe contained within a coffee shop.
Taken together, these historical insights show that further investigation is warranted into the valuable documents stored within AO3, perhaps even going beyond the metadata to examine the full texts.
New leather pattens post!
I made a pair of leather pattens three years ago, but back then we were more experimenting, and after 3 years of service, my pattens are so worn that I doubt they would survive another event
So, last weekend I visited my shoemaker friend and we started to make new ones (because he also wanted a pair)
Last time when I made them with another friend, we made the pattern for it ourselves, but this time, we used the actual pattern of a real find to base the shape on
specifically this one!
This is from the book "Archaeological Footwear II: Sandals, Pattens and Mules, from the Roman, Mediaeval and Modern periods" by Marquita Volken, THE expert of medieval footwear in Europe, who I had the pleasure to meet a few years ago at an event. I can very much recommend her books, because not only are they historical analysis and finds, but also she remade a lot of the finds and explains how they were constructed. So 10/10!
so we took the pattern and increased it to match our foot size, and after a few smaller changes made our own patterns for it
and then we started cutting the leather. We used a very thick leather for the soles and then a slightly thinner layer for the strips
I also changed the front pattern to an even simpler one
we found one historical source for that crossed pattern that I ended up using. We then did some cheating and glued the soles together for stability (i want them to last a bit longer than 3 years)
and we drilled holes. Then I stitched the soles together
and with that we reached the maximum images, so next update in reblog
After that, we glued a final bottom sole onto the patten, which means that the thread is not exposed and thus protected. If I run the lowest sole through, I can replace it, instead of having to remake the whole thing
And then to the straps
first I made these kind of holes that go from.the top to the side, to sew on the straps
and tested them with medieval shoes, and they fit
Next step is sewing on the buckle, but I am not quite there yet. I am reusing the buckles from my old pattens for this
Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?
sometimes i’m the only one who thinks i’m funny. that’s okay as long as i’m having fun
Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw
Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry
this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.
The idea of him just going straight back to law cracks me up
While I work on my dad's birthday card for tomorrow, please enjoy these greatest hits of the last few years:
This joke will get old eventually, but today is not that day.
The options weren't as good this year but I made it work.
It's that time of year again
Best time of the year, baby!
Another year, another card.
Tried something a little different this year, since he's turning 66.
The card selection this year wasn't great, but I made do
Pros: Wonderful friend. No comment, no nothing. All around, just a great person who has improved your life with their mere existence tremendously
Cons: You can only access them through the headache machine because they live 1 billion lightyears away
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Every once in a while I'll get engaged where a piece of media where one character has a highly specific and non-obvious speaking quirk, which I myself don't notice but another fan or friend far more unwell than me will catch onto and inform me of. And then it's like I'm part of the secret true universe and any fan content breaking the rule will, inadvertently and in ways I cannot fault them for, brand themselves an imposter.
Garnet StevenUniverse does not ask questions. Jax TheAmazingDigitalCircus does not curse. Probably 80% of the Homestuck fuckers have some flavor of this but I'm not unwell enough for that.
Sorry yeah adding mumblesplash's dad as the third example. Get your fics right.
"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.
"none of these words are in the bible" true statement actually bc the bible wasn't written in English
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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
Dressed up my sheep. Thought you should know.
She's about 20 years old now (pretty old for a sheep!)
Sheep update: i sewed her pajamas
Its autumn so here's a perfectly fitting pajamas just for her.