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A person who does art stuff, goofs, and some other stuff. (25) (Asexual) (She/They) I'm also on ao3 under the same name! Feel free to chat if you wanna make goofs or hyperfixate!

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[talking4the1]

Jonathan Sims and Jonah Magnus for the Jon/Elias Zine!!

(Jon is NOT having it with Jonah's nonsense)

[joneliaszine]

It's here~

👁

Hello hello! Inhuman, a JonElias zine, is finally finished and ready to read and pre-order! There are two options to get this gorgeous, full-colour zine chock full of JE art and fic -

Digital Version: it's free and ready to peruse at your leisure! You can grab yourself a copy to download on itch.io here.

Physical Copy: if you'd like to hold this thicc book in your hands and devote a space on your shelves to even more JE, you can pre-order a copy on BigCartel here. The deadline for physical copy orders ends on April 30th!

Thank you all so much for joining us on this journey - happy reading! (Unless you end the world - worth it, though).

[average-deltarune-fan]

saving this forever and ever btw. oh tommy how i adore you

[cherryzlem]

Okay so it is a good day for everyone who has watched hlage and who remembers Peppa pig's speech vividly because it has been haunting them every since they first heard it. There is something terrifyingly wrong with Alyx and I am freaking the fuck out !

[leons-tits]

Something that will always get me about MAG 92 is the fact that Jon gets dragged back to the archives visibly worse for wear. His clothes are ripped, he’s covered in dirt, his hair is tousled and knotted, he reeks of ozone, damp earth, and blood. He is clutching a horrifically burnt hand and his neck wound is still open and sluggishly dripping blood onto the collar of (Georgie’s) shirt. All of this, and only one single person bothers to ask if he’s ok, bothers to ask what happened. (“Goodness Jon, whatever happened to your hand? And your neck-”) 

Then that very same person goes on to confess to two murders in front of you and all your co-workers. Not even Martin asks if Jon is ok. And then every single one of Jon’s assistants leave him bleeding, weak, and vulnerable in the hands of a literal murderer. Despite this, Jon can’t help but trust Elias, to need him, to ask him the most vulnerable questions because Elias is the only one to actively praise him. The only one to tell him he’s doing well, to make sure he’s ok, to care for him.

[nachoxlalo]

it would not for the life of me let me reply to This so i had to make a new post 😢

hehehehehe thankyou tjankyou !!!! <3 i think she'd like it , if not have a complex relationship with it .... she'd send mcwexler to p-chan like "us <3" i think

@paptato

[paptato]

I think you are very right! I think she would continously switch which of them was Kim and which one was Jimmy based upon what mood shes in. The duality of man (and KAngel) is that sometimes you feel like a confident and competent cool person in high heels (Kim) and sometimes you feel like an equally competent but sad poor meow meow con artist-man with imposter syndrome (Jimmy).

[homunculus-argument]

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

[homunculus-argument]

@witchofanguish it is also used in poetry and plays, ghosts talk like that. Imagine being in a folk story, staying overnight in an abandoned cabin and in the middle of the night there's a knock on the door and a bellowing voice going

LET ME IN.

and from the "me" alone you know that whoever is out there is not one among the living.

[atlinmerrick]

OP IS PLAYING 6D CHESS WE GO HOME NOW.

This is brilliant.

[pensivetense]

It should also be the case that first person deceased is used for writing wills, and it’s become a literary tradition to write one’s autobiography, memoirs, and any diary that one intends to be found and read later in first person deceased, as it’s a statement that these are being left for posterity and will continue to be read and appreciated after one is gone. Slowly, writing in first-person-deceased becomes a statement of permanency, such that sometimes particularly dramatic love-notes and poetry is written in it to say: when I am dead and gone my love for you will remain. This promise lasts forever.

The horror this adds to the realisation that one has found a suicide note and not a sentimental note should be (and has been) studied.

[paptato]

Oh boy I sure do love thematic parallels. The only thing more dread inducing than sudden change is the dread of facing no change at all

jesus christ what a well written show

[fox-wulf]

elias bouchard

[parasiticdiary]

i think it's really important to note, as we discuss the fact that karkat already has a voice actor that was revealed in the credits as well as the fact we see him in the trailer, is that his room is based off of the first panel we see him in and not based off information we see in hivebent.

keep this in mind as we continue to discuss the homestuck pilot.

[velociraptors-in-hats]

People who were into homestuck in middle school are unlocking Shrimp Emotions rn

[ikimaru]

So Homestuck is getting an animated pilot

I heard and I'm laughing, also I am in pain so it's my duty to pass along these news and either make or ruin ur day with them fjksjdf

[annabelle--cane]

they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

Sorry to bring this out of the tags, but it’s mentioned in episode 81: a guest for Mr. Spider

So on top of allthat OP mentioned, we can add the fact that this 30something year old already looks like an old man (:

[paptato]

My co-workers have been really into the tv show love island- and i didn't quite understand it. But now I understand that it is very much conclave (2024) for straight people! They are all divas looking for love, trying to win a grand prize, while scheming against one another! Therefore, my idea to make the catholic church more appealing to the youth is that they should put all the cardinals on an island where they look for romance (?) and gossip near the pool.

In this essay I will-

[bmj-arts]

“Maybe you just need someone to pray with.”