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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.
Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day
Ken was created from Barbie’s rib
you are my mutual and to some extent my wife
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell
topical
oh my god hamlet
The destruction of Elam was not the Holocaust, just as the Rwandan Genocide wasn’t the Holocaust or the Cambodian Genocide. The destruction of Elam wasn’t the Rwandan Genocide. The destruction of Elam wasn’t even the Assyrian destruction of Israel a century or so beforehand. The St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre, the anti-Huguenot pogrom that killed between 5,000 and 20,000 people in France in 1572, differed meaningfully from the many anti-Jewish pogroms in the later Russian Empire. The Holocaust wasn’t the same as the Herero and Namaqua Genocide, the mass murder of indigenous people in what is now Namibia by the German Empire between 1904 and 1907, despite the fact that both were carried out by German authorities just a generation apart. Each of those incidents and campaigns of mass violence stands on its own. Their logic was different. They proceeded in different ways, with death tolls ranging from the dozens to the millions. Some were straightforward land grabs in which killing was incidental. Others were ideologically motivated campaigns of murder for which the groundwork had been laid for decades or centuries. Still others were the result of sudden explosions of ethnic or religious hatred against a background of oppression or conflict. But what ties them together, aside from the mass violence, is the fact that utterly ordinary people participated in all of them. It doesn’t take all that much for a baker from Aššur or a truck-driver from Hamburg to turn into a willing enslaver and killer, even a mass murderer who pulled a lethal trigger hundreds of times, under the right circumstances. If those in positions of authority tell them that it’s acceptable or even admirable, if they’re given the tools and the opportunity to do so, then even the most average people can commit horrifying acts.
-Patrick Wyman, Ordinary People Do Terrible Things
I’m listening to Gregory Orr telling how he translated the day he inadvertently shot his brother in the head when deer-hunting with his father into the story of Cain and Abel and I can’t articulate how I feel…
any sorrow can be borne if it can be made into a story, or a story can be told about it
VEEP (2012 - 2019), created by Armando Iannucci.
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
felt the entire range of human emotion in the past six months and yet every day was exactly the same. how does that work
#know your fandom history
holy quaternity
ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way
i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people