parallasso

he/they, suffer at the hands of my fixations, mostly jrwi or whatever slimecicle's in

[rogersandclarke]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[thecryptkeeper]

[logarto]

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time

[segamascott]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[001x456]

[cherubg1rl]

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[lifewithoutmotivation]

Double knitted a tapestry (cape? towel?) of @narcissistcookbook's logo. This is only my third knitting project and my first time making something off of a grid and double knitting something.

Casting on and off was hard but I loved seeing it come together.

Started: April 2026. Finished: June 5, 2026

Materials: 4.0 mm knitting needle. Hobbii Friends Cotton 8/4

[narcissistcookbook]

AAAAA

[fashionmajor]

i miss the collective high from when luigi allegedly killed the healthcare ceo and also when charlie got kirked like can we have another round of something like that pls?

[collectivenothingness]

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

[hotvampireadjacent]

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[dogpuppy]

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[bat-nest-doodles]

rough ideas for new residents in the comic