Parallel Meta Knight

I am the real Parallel Meta Knight from Kirby Star Allies (real not fake) and I am real (not fake)

[parallelmk]

Why you look like Meta Knight with the Breaking Bad Mexico filter

You know what that's better than what most people call me

[the-masked-knight]

I found a lovely rock today

[parallelmk]

I'm gonna eat it

[the-masked-knight]

I heard Dark Meta Knight tripped on a rock and fell on their face

[meteoredge]

i heard light meta knight eats handfuls of sugar cubes straight out of the package when he thinks nobodys looking. like a nruff.

[parallelmk]

Nobody says bad things about me because I am a flawless being. Give me money.

[the-masked-knight]

People routinely say bad things about you

[parallelmk]

Slander from my ex wife doesn't count

[the-masked-knight]

I heard Dark Meta Knight tripped on a rock and fell on their face

[meteoredge]

i heard light meta knight eats handfuls of sugar cubes straight out of the package when he thinks nobodys looking. like a nruff.

[parallelmk]

Nobody says bad things about me because I am a flawless being. Give me money.

[the-masked-knight]

Please refrain from asking about my bodily fluids

[meteoredge]

you can ask ME about my bodily fluids as much as you want

[parallelmk]

You may or may not be allowed to ask me about my bodily fluids

[parallelmk]

Sorry I was jerking off

[parallelmk]

favorite word?

My favorite word is bottom shortly followed by my second favorite word text

[darktaranzaaaaaaaaaaa]

I’m cock

[meteoredge]

i’m ball

[parasusietxt]

and i’m torture

[parkguinevere]

The cognitive behavioral therapy brothers

[parasusietxt]

i’m a woman

[parkguinevere]

The cognitive behavioral therapy sisters

[darktaranzaaaaaaaaaaa]

i’m a man

[galacticnova3]

The cocknitive ballhavioral thorture siblings

[meteoredge]

ive never met either of these people in my life

[parallelmk]

I'm Parallel Meta Knight

[parallelmk]

It's that time of year again

[meteoredge]

what the hell is a man

[parallelmk]

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

[parallelmk]

Love Wins

[parallelmk]

Close! Yuri is actually non-men loving non-men. We are both men. This is Yaoi.

[meteoredge]

Hi edgy version of metal knight /pos

:]

you mean the HOTTER COOLER version of meta knight right

[parallelmk]

Rookie mistake, that's me

[rainyday-deer]

I love u mirror selves I love u doppelgangers I love u parallel versions I love u physical manifestations of alter egos I love u shadow versions I love u clones I love u dark but not inherently evil reflections of the self

[parallelmk]

Thank you thank you you're too kind

[theriverbeyond]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

[lady-harrowhark]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. two handed sword

[frontlinebicepsoftheninth]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. attack soup

[scopophil]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. explode yourself

[swordrogue]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. gun

[bulblax-posting-deactivated2024]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. tongue

[glowling-posting]

"kill them with kindness" wrongg. glowmob attackk

[bunnybrigade1]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. 5000 bunnies

[chiua-and-stick-posting]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bomb rock

[blue-captain-frankie]

"Kill them with kindness." Wrong. Run away!!

[white-pikmin]

"kill with with kindness." wrong. asbestos in your lungs

[rock-pikmin-posting]

"kill Them with Kindness." WRONG! brick.

[starry-paint]

"Kill Them with Kindness." Wrong. Ripping you apart brutally okay?

[bagelwizard-deactivated20260206]

"kill them with kindness." WRONG. Waddlecopter

[that-guy-meg]

"Kill Them with Kindness." Wrong. I am in your walls.

[moonsharks-ex]

“Kill them with kindness.” Wrong. Bubble attack

[umbralknight1344]

"Kill them with kindness." Wrong! Impending doom approaches...

[parallelmk]

"Kill them with kindness." Wrong! *splits into four and throws rocks at you*

[dreamlandking]

Meta knight is in the hospital now. Pray for him please

[dreamlandking]

stop praying for meta knight he got too strong and broke out of the hospital

[parallelmk]

Finally a worthy opponent. Where is he now

[dreamlandking]

not here

[parallelmk]

Away I go, my work here is done

[dreamlandking]

Meta knight is in the hospital now. Pray for him please

[dreamlandking]

stop praying for meta knight he got too strong and broke out of the hospital

[parallelmk]

Finally a worthy opponent. Where is he now

[parallelmk]

who are you

IDK who are you