Prince of Void

ENTP, Scorpio Sun / Gemini Moon, 7w8, bored nerd. If you follow me, I honestly don't know why. It's not like I do much at all.

[taggsvansen]

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[cricketcat9]

Rebloging again because who can resist Masha the Hero cat 😻😻😻

[apostaterevolutionary]

The Dragon Age protagonists are now in a fight to the death. Who wins? (for your characters, with no help from companions or love interests)

The warden

Hawke

The inquisitor

Rook

Nuance/results/bald/etc

Voting ended onDec 14, 2024

We’re power scaling the player characters now cause the fandom needs something to argue about that’s funny

[carbonatedgatorade]

it’s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. it’s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and it’s just not very nice to say it’s bad

[carbonatedgatorade]

hating is ultimately a philosophy of optimism. the knowledge that things could be better, and the desire to see them improve, differentiates it from the pessimism of idle consumption.

[robinhuntr]

Everybody shut the fuck up, Cajun Dan just dropped a fucking Gambit cosplay with a baby alligator and posed the most important question I think I’ve ever heard

[pokemonleague]

i love gambit bc when people ask him what’s wrong he’s just like “Ain’t nothin wrong with gambit.” and then the text boxes on the side would be like “gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.”

[blighted-elf]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Morrigan Reveal

[ljungfrun]

For @afaeking!

[cozmic-ash]

so I played through Origins again and there's this middle-aged man 🫣

Amrynn the Hero of Ferelden will smooch him, so help me God

why did they do him so fucking dirty in Trespasser anyway lol 😭 I'm half convinced he was originally meant to be an entirely different character and then last minute they were like, 'hey let's make him Teagan instead' but didn't change anything about his design. But it IS really funny when your Inquisitor rides up to the exalted council and looks up at him and he's just mean mugging the FUCK out of you

[kalichnikov]

“ They… can recite every number of Pi backwards.”

Hey Mark

what’s the first number they’ll say?

[vriskanon]

[paranoiajustified]

I get it if you're heartbroken that you can't marry King Alistair, but the amount of people I have seen blaming Alistair for dumping them after they pushed him into a position he never asked for or wanted makes my blood boil. You made this bed, motherfuckers, now sleep alone in it.

[housederiva]

[paranoiajustified]

[droodlebug]

thinking about how leliana in origins is talking about how she never wants to be someone who enjoys manipulating people with ease and ruining their lives or taking others lives for no reason. she doesnt want to be someone who lives off grudges and doesnt care about individual's lives. how she never really wanted to leave the cloister, she just wanted to serve her god as best she saw fit. and then in inquisition you meet her again and regardless of what happened to her in the past she has become everything she never wanted to be all in the name of a god that never speaks back

[paranoiajustified]

That's only half the truth, because if you do her personal quest and tell her her that she clearly enjoys being a bard, she will admit that the chantry bored her and that she was just running. She'll admit that she enjoys being a spy and an assassin and that she is happy she left the cloister because she was always thinking about how she was just lying to herself.

I think the real crime is having Leliana in a game and not letting her tell stories and sing, I miss my favorite exposition fairy.

[ljungfrun]

Little outfit update for @paranoiajustified's Lairë! (Yssa's my own warden, but this is the actual Hero of Ferelden in my playthroughs)

[bodhrancomedy]

I think it’s important to have villains who are both nice and human.

Especially nice. Polite. Empathetic. Thoughtful.

Because none of those traits translate directly to good. And a lot of them are easy shields against the description ‘bad’.

[versegm]

Opposite of "came back wrong" is "stayed exactly the same." Oh you want so badly to pretend that you have changed. You changed your face, you changed your name, you started leaning into a whole new role, but I know you. I know you. I know who you used to be, and I can see that person shining through you still. You can fool the world you can fool your friends you can fool yourself but you will not fool me.