Vent Page

Extreme salt or extreme sadness there is no inbetween

[parasitepilot-blog]

it is unfathomable how much i despise amanda 

[spicymochi]

when someone compliments your leaf

[parasitepilot-blog]

if i’m honest

it feels like i’m drowning

ever

so 

s

 l

  o

   w

    l

     y

[parasitepilot-blog]

when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.

The Adventure Zone

[parasitepilot-blog]

it’s come to my attention that it’s no longer a dice roll 

I’m not gambling when i open tumblr

I. WILL. ABSOLUTELY. come across a   P  L  E  T  H  O  R  A 

OF UNHOLY    H E N T A I

[parasitepilot-blog]

Jebus take my peels 

[parasitepilot-blog]

the god damn kids are the only ones that ever open up that door and their eyes instantly magnetize towards my computer screen

like no stop that

avert your gaze 

these are not things you should see

why dear lord did you have to open the door as i just so happen to scroll past some incredibly NSFW art 

[parasitepilot-blog]

Boy howdy do i feel like a waste of space today

thanks for coming to my TED Talk folks 

[parasitepilot-blog]

y’all ever just nut in someones coffee out of spite?

No?

Hmm

[carnival-phantasm]

Oswald of tumblr, the Pardoner: Cometh thou to confess? Or to Callout? For indeed all receipts are my domain!

[carnival-phantasm]

Oswald of tumblr, the Pardoner, after absolving sins: Thou art welcome anytime. It is only human to be Horny on Main…

…kyeh heh heh heh heh heh!

[thatisjacob]

LMAOOOO

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

They took the fucking stuffing out of an actual bear 😭

[slimetony]

In the summer time

Your dick can stick to your thigh

And youll wonder why

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

That’s amore

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

[rubykgrant]

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

[i-am-loco]

This is beautiful

[estufar]

or better yet,

[parasitepilot-blog]

who let this woman with 2 functioning brain cells exist.

someone needs to put a rock in her shoe 

i wish her a lifetime of inconveniences

[pragmaculture]

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

[kylemeister1-deactivated2018120]

it is currently ｒｅａｌ ｋｉｗｉ ｈｏｕｒｓ

[mad-hare]

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

go fuckin wild little man

[parasitepilot-blog]

I would fucking die for this bird

[mytearsrricochet]

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day