ParmeJeanneCheese

Bad at everything including fandom Occasionally posts about suicidal thoughts

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

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[canadianwheatpirates]

Rian Johnson confirmed it!

Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson.bsky.social)

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares) [contains quote post or othe

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[xerneaszeraora]

@parmejeannecheese

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[parmejeannecheese]

Apparently I’m adding Melissa Schmmenti to my list of blorbos now

[polarcell]

I was just talking with a friend who hates cooking which is so wild to me bc I love cooking so much it is hard for me to understand people that don't like it, but i know many exist. my parents don't like cooking either, but my grandmothers both do, so i feel like it jumped a generation for us. and then i also wonder how much of it is learned and how much not. so! poll time

do you like cooking and were you taught to cook by your family?

i like cooking & i was taught

i feel neutral & i was taught

i don't like it & i was taught

i like it & i was not taught

i feel neutral & i was not taught

i dislike it & i was not taught

nuance

Voting ended onAug 4

[apolladay]

Uh-oh- you’ve been murdered! What detective archetype do you want on the case?

* cowboy cop who doesn’t play by the rules

* deceptively sweet looking old person

* eccentric noble/wealthy person

* edge lord haxxer

* grizzled noir PI who can’t let go

* intrepid reporter

* gay and/or neurodivergent consultant

* Omni disciplined academic

* Spunky meddling teenagers

* just some guy TM

* someone else

* see result

Uh-oh- you’ve been murdered! What detective archetype do you want on the case?

cowboy cop who doesn’t play by the rules

deceptively sweet looking old person

eccentric noble/wealthy person

edge lord haxxer

grizzled noir PI who can’t let go

intrepid reporter

gay and/or neurodivergent consultant

Omni disciplined academic

Spunky meddling teenagers

just some guy TM

someone else

see results

Voting ended onAug 7

[slow-horses-of-slough-house]

Slow Horses, s5e3

My GIF masterlist

[jakeperalta]

imagine your beloved partner is planning to propose. would you want them to go to your parents for blessing beforehand?

yes I'd appreciate them getting my parents' blessing

not necessarily blessing, but I'd want them to discuss it with my parents

don't care at all either way

I'd prefer they don't go to my parents beforehand

no parents/doesn't apply to me

Voting ended onAug 5

blessing being along the lines of "can I marry your child" vs discussion being more "I am planning to marry your child"

[parmejeannecheese]

Anybody else here peak in middle school and have nothing to look forward to in the rest of their life or is it just me

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler