ParmeJeanneCheese

Bad at everything including fandom Occasionally posts about suicidal thoughts

[parmejeannecheese]

Apparently I’m adding Melissa Schmmenti to my list of blorbos now

[polarcell]

I was just talking with a friend who hates cooking which is so wild to me bc I love cooking so much it is hard for me to understand people that don't like it, but i know many exist. my parents don't like cooking either, but my grandmothers both do, so i feel like it jumped a generation for us. and then i also wonder how much of it is learned and how much not. so! poll time

do you like cooking and were you taught to cook by your family?

i like cooking & i was taught

i feel neutral & i was taught

i don't like it & i was taught

i like it & i was not taught

i feel neutral & i was not taught

i dislike it & i was not taught

nuance

Voting ended onAug 4

[apolladay]

Uh-oh- you’ve been murdered! What detective archetype do you want on the case?

* cowboy cop who doesn’t play by the rules

* deceptively sweet looking old person

* eccentric noble/wealthy person

* edge lord haxxer

* grizzled noir PI who can’t let go

* intrepid reporter

* gay and/or neurodivergent consultant

* Omni disciplined academic

* Spunky meddling teenagers

* just some guy TM

* someone else

* see result

Uh-oh- you’ve been murdered! What detective archetype do you want on the case?

cowboy cop who doesn’t play by the rules

deceptively sweet looking old person

eccentric noble/wealthy person

edge lord haxxer

grizzled noir PI who can’t let go

intrepid reporter

gay and/or neurodivergent consultant

Omni disciplined academic

Spunky meddling teenagers

just some guy TM

someone else

see results

Remaining time: 13 hours 41 minutes

[slow-horses-of-slough-house]

Slow Horses, s5e3

My GIF masterlist

[jakeperalta]

imagine your beloved partner is planning to propose. would you want them to go to your parents for blessing beforehand?

yes I'd appreciate them getting my parents' blessing

not necessarily blessing, but I'd want them to discuss it with my parents

don't care at all either way

I'd prefer they don't go to my parents beforehand

no parents/doesn't apply to me

Voting ended onAug 5

blessing being along the lines of "can I marry your child" vs discussion being more "I am planning to marry your child"

[parmejeannecheese]

Anybody else here peak in middle school and have nothing to look forward to in the rest of their life or is it just me

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[parmejeannecheese]

As a heads up to anyone out there reading my stuff, my classes just started and they are quite difficult and demanding. If I don’t update for the next 7-9 weeks, I’m not dead, just dead busy.

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[parmejeannecheese]

Pour one out for the failures to launch. The ones who got stuck living at home. The ones who never finished school. The one who end up alone because their friends grew up and moved away without them. The ones who became the loser, the example of what not to do.

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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