tulip in a cup

20s | they/them

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[segamascott]

[hev-mark-iv]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[gemstone-gynoid]

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

[setulose]

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

[femboycott]

never forget

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

me getting pensive head

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[bluwubewwy]

Girls love asking for each others discords and then not talking its our favourite activity

[yuriartillery]

showing someone something that's layered and well-constructed for the first time sucks because every five minutes you have to stop yourself from saying "daaaaaamn with the context you don't have this moment kinda goes hard though"

[alsirafi]

You want me to celebrate my mother? The thing that - (cuts off; swallows thickly) the thing that I - (abruptly turns to the audience) I have always felt that a terrible specter haunts my waking moments.

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[doublelp]

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[diseases-for-center-control]

If you worry nobody wants to be with you, don't. Diseases always want to be with you 💜