ParOdious SarChasm

in par with odious folk. - [[The views expressed in this blog, when not obviously sarcastic, reflect the opposite of my actual opinions.]]

[valdevia]

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

[thewitheringgnome]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POSTING GORE?!?!? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!! THANK GOODNESS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WORKS FULL TIME KILLING THE FOUL HOUNDS OF HER KIND OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED TO POWDER BY NOW.

[valdevia]

help i got stuck in gnome tumblr again

[garden-gno-thanks]

get the fuck out of our Tumblr???? that guy was my barber 😭

[valdevia]

I'm scared guys someone get me out of the gnome internet

[hbmmaster]

Have you read or heard of worm

like the animal

[hbmmaster]

yeah I've heard of worm they're outside

[parodious-sarchasm]

they also drill holes in outer space fabric sometimes

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[parodious-sarchasm]

oh that happens because your internal monologue often resonates with other ppl's! so when you are too far from others (or an insulated environment) it seems to fade out... but it's still there! it doesn't just disappear you just can't hear it

[evilwizard]

oh my godddd can an age of shadow and ceaseless gnawing fall upon the land already

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

the prophecy said it was your turn to invoke the next one, dude

[evilwizard]

Do I Have To Do Everything Around Here

[parodious-sarchasm]

pah

this generation's wizards of darkness have grown way too damn lazy

[memesandlaughs]

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[doggeddetermination]

thank you for teaching me important tech vocabulary @kirbymybeloved

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[parodious-sarchasm]

dump your cheating ass

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The wealthy have hedge mazes while the rural poor have corn mazes. However, the rise of urbanization and the suburban middle class still leave countless Americans without a distinctive maze. If you elect me to Congress,

[rio-specimen]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[parodious-sarchasm]

sharing here for everyone who is not like me

[dogpuppy]

[parodious-sarchasm]

combine it with some organic corn syrup and unfiltered seawater for best results

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[dogpuppy]

[parodious-sarchasm]

see i knew hes a wonderful person this whole time

[targetedknowledge]

[zmpl]

IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT: Track Of The Year Or Emotionally Manipulative Slop?

[parodious-sarchasm]

my 15-yo previous daughter was brainwashed into this cult by this "song"... I haven't dared buy a new one since... this is awful

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[parodious-sarchasm]

having political debates with random people's dogs or cats

[libraford]

...what if job listings were honest?

[libraford]

Like not even deeply honest. Like...

"This is a 1099 contracting postion. You will be responsible for your own taxes."

Things that are like... imperative to know. Like... what the job... is. Actually. What are the functions of this position?

[parodious-sarchasm]

you want employers... to view lowly job applicants as human beings? as people with a right to know what they're getting into?

you want them to receive CVs with the required qualifications and qualities only?

you expect them to have respect and transparent towards future employees?

man you're delusional

[targetedknowledge]