ParOdious SarChasm

in par with odious folk. - [[The views expressed in this blog, when not obviously sarcastic, reflect the opposite of my actual opinions.]]

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[theonion]

Frantic as the make-or-break deadline drew near, St. Peter was reportedly scrambling Monday to throw a few more innocent souls into hell to meet God’s strict monthly quota. “I really gotta beef up my numbers, and fast, or else I’m going to get my ass handed to me during performance reviews,” said St. Peter, adding that he could probably condemn a few recently departed on trumped-up masturbation charges and a few more on gluttony, but that he still wouldn’t be where he needed to be in just 24 hours.

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[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[parodious-sarchasm]

oh great, now everyone in Canada and Alaska and anywhere on the Arctic ice sheet, is either deaf or suffering tinnitus or both

[dogpuppy]

[evevoli]

if she's your girl why is her leitmotif in my battle theme

[depsidase]

[parodious-sarchasm]

thats a fallacy bro

like

get an education

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[valdevia]

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

[thewitheringgnome]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POSTING GORE?!?!? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!! THANK GOODNESS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WORKS FULL TIME KILLING THE FOUL HOUNDS OF HER KIND OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED TO POWDER BY NOW.

[valdevia]

help i got stuck in gnome tumblr again

[garden-gno-thanks]

get the fuck out of our Tumblr???? that guy was my barber 😭

[valdevia]

I'm scared guys someone get me out of the gnome internet

[hbmmaster]

Have you read or heard of worm

like the animal

[hbmmaster]

yeah I've heard of worm they're outside

[parodious-sarchasm]

they also drill holes in outer space fabric sometimes

[evilwizard]

oh my godddd can an age of shadow and ceaseless gnawing fall upon the land already

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

the prophecy said it was your turn to invoke the next one, dude

[evilwizard]

Do I Have To Do Everything Around Here

[parodious-sarchasm]

pah

this generation's wizards of darkness have grown way too damn lazy

[memesandlaughs]

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[doggeddetermination]

thank you for teaching me important tech vocabulary @kirbymybeloved

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[parodious-sarchasm]

dump your cheating ass

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The wealthy have hedge mazes while the rural poor have corn mazes. However, the rise of urbanization and the suburban middle class still leave countless Americans without a distinctive maze. If you elect me to Congress,

[rio-specimen]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[parodious-sarchasm]

sharing here for everyone who is not like me

[dogpuppy]

[parodious-sarchasm]

combine it with some organic corn syrup and unfiltered seawater for best results

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]