Just a Girl

-------F | ♋ | teen | NY | ------- _________________________ I reblog literally anything that I find interesting. _________________________ Original posts of mine will be tagged as part-timer-posts!

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

you’re really complaining about the discount roller coaster

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

[mmilhouse]

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

[0iqgremlin]

[valtsv]

theres just. something so UNBELIEVABLY funny about seeing a cats little paw suddenly explode out of nowhere and whisk around madly before retracting just as quickly

[valtsv]

bastard spotted

[buggie-hagen]

World's strongest priest has broken 19 powerlifting records

The Reverend Dr Kevin Fast, from Cobourg, Canada, still holds nine unbroken world records for powerlifting, including the heaviest plane pulled by a man (188.83 tonnes).

[please-dont-pet-the-okapi]

These TAGS.

[thyrell]

this guy is a dnd character

[edwad]

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

[soyamorsoyvida-deactivated20191]

Per what

[edwad]

second

[sheabutterbitch]

The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes $230,000 per minute

[pr1nceshawn]

Punny Signs.

[rebelmeg]

This sign maker deserves a raise.

[killowave]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

observe.

[cactus-1776]

The fucking op name killed me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Photos from the Balkan with no context, part 1: just Slavs being Slavic

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Another one

[one-time-i-dreamt]

All three are from Croatia, by the way.

[clawmarkz]

A whole country of Florida Man

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And this is how they install the AC here on the 7th floor!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bouncyrabbit-deactivated2024033]

I am from Croatia. Can confirm everything. And if I might add, here is some more:

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]