Ashley, here

Eh maybe from Rhode Island. I'm a loser, I don't promote self harm I blog how I feel. Byee

[kkiyomi-deactivated20140909]

Splash Mountain Photos

[scottman99]

YES

[mythologyhotspot-blog-deactivat]

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

[disneyprincess10]

still one of my all time favourite posts

[gh0stiiee]

this should be a new drawing challenge, draw the squad at splash mountain

[attackon-mysanity-blog]

I wish I could draw

[hopeissenseless]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[fatherwayy]

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK IN JUNE

[sparklytoro-deactivated20160122]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!

[worldsbiggestmood]

It’s really not

[winchestersphan]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[ferriswheelkisses]

I hate how Pixar can make you cry over a character called bing bong

[heycinco]

[goraeintheskyy]

#this is it this is american television

[uncool-666]

that all happened in under 2 minutes

[joshpeck]

this is honestly a spiritual experience

[written-scars]

[the-true-glitter-prince-blog]

Otter omg

[takship]

Otters are puppies of the sea.

[cannotremember]

tinyscoundrel HOLLY

[lladyofthemoon-deactivated20190]

I am otter

[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

My writing

[dundermifflinscranton]

[trashcansally]

Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you are, confused and anxious and paying to exist on this trash planet

[guardiamond-blog]

[toperformisart]

Sports Anchor: “Band Girl throw the sword high.”

“Nails the catch and completes it with a bend.”

“Touch Down Band Girl.”

[shelbyconerly9999]

This is my favorite video ever

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[boredpanda]

Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions

[primacdonaldsgurl-blog-deactiva]

HEART AND BRAIN IS OFFICIALLY MY OTP

[smitethestate]

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

[imtotallystoked]

Yikes

[akhmenos]

My parents were talking about how painfully easy it would be to knock that softball out of the park. And it’s not even like he fouled it.

He turned around and hit the umpire with his bat

[bixbythemartian]

like that’s an easy ‘Don’t be scared, we’re doing our best and we’re going to get through this together’ kind of pitch. like basically the reporter offered, on a plate, a way for him to be a leader and he started throwing his own poo, instead. it became a gotcha question only because the dingus in chief treated it like a gotcha question. 

[dundermifflinscranton]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car