Part of the 2hiip, part of the crew.

You have a new life with a herd of new hatchlings, as well as a wonderful moirail that you live with, it's time to give this 'freedom' thing a try again.M!A Status: N/A((Online interaction only without prior permission! Please read the about/please read before you interact with me.))

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[dragon-aura]

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much

[wishem]

The most dangerous of all bad guys

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

W H E E Z E 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Noirbnb….like Airbnb, minus the racism.

Black people inspire me everyday, the world gives us shit and we take it and turn it in to something beautiful.

[its-a-different-world]

Yooooooooooooo!!! I will be using! Lit!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Support my bro Stef and Noirbnb. For real. Not even saying that because he’s my homie. That’s a legit business and it’s for us!

[organically-indigo]

FYI: They changed the name to Innclusive.

…If this post is gonna continue floating around and people really wanna support them, they should know that most likely they will not find noirbnb but they definitely WILL find Innclusive.

[partofthe2hiip]

We found iit.

[partofthe2hiip]

⚡️ What's one thing your mate does that you just can't stand?

II actually can’t thiink of anythiing. II dunno.

[valourdyke-deactivated20200427]

my tumblr dash has legit moved from “haha i h8 myself” to “minecraft is about self care and moving on from past trauma’s”. I’m glad yall are doing better.

[valourdyke-deactivated20200427]

20gayteen is the year of minecraft and selfcare

[whenrpmemesattack]

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[martyandsimon]

[yamelcakes]

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

[res032000]

🍀 joy in minecraft  🍀

🌈 buy these as stickers, prints, mugs or t-shirts here! 

[acid-eater]

[pictures-by-an-amature]

[destinymc]

BRO

[buttbuttins-creed-deactivated20]

now you guys can finally take dick pics

[gho2ty]

@partofthe2hiip thank you 2o much!! you 2ent a ton and iim real thankful 80

already eatiing a doughnut and iit2 fanta2tiic

[partofthe2hiip]

No problem! II’d be happy two 2end more later a2 well, iif you’d liike iit. The wiiggler2 liike decoratiing doughnut2, almo2t a2 much a2 the 2wear cookiie2. 

2ollux grew pumpkiin2, and we made pumpkiin cookiie2 out of them. II have more than my weiight iin pumpkiin baked good2.

[neuroqueerwicca]

Attention

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re 13

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re 80

Your asexuality is valid even if you’ve been sexually abused

Your asexuality is valid even if you’ve had sex before

Your asexuality is valid even if you’ve never tried sex

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re on the aromantic spectrum

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re NOT on the aromantic spectrum

Your asexuality is valid even if you like sex

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re neurodivergent

Your asexuality is valid.

[im-a-luigi-number-one]

Yahoo! Remember to check your wifi! You don’t want to accidentally have your data on, wasting away! Make sure to-a keep an eye at the top left (or wherever there signal icon may-a be)! Be careful, friends! Wahoo!