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personal blog: @notannieoneinparticular

[amygdalae]

I loooove responding to texts with the thumbs up emoji. It's like the emoji form of saying "on it boss"

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

old women are really like my obsession though they can just say whatever and you just have to accept it today my old lady coworker looked at me and said “i can imagine you eating a croissant on your back like a little sea otter” and then walked away like girl!!!

[everwizard]

Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[peitalo]

“studying botany”? no. you are a medicine cat apprentice

[dankmemeuniversity]

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[31st]

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

[31st]

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

[edgebug]

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

[hgsn-moved]

in 2022 let's all become plants vs zombies bloggers

[hgsn-moved]

[melfiiii]

Haters will see you with the puff-shroom lawn and say "they can't afford sunlight 😂"

[todaysbird]

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

[mjalti]

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[huffylemon]

[kettle-keen]

Some kid named Dylan put his name in by mistake and we all worked together to make this ominous message

[superblunder]

I'm convinced that cats clean themselves after eating because they have this image in their head that they must be covered in blood and gore after their successful hunt, but I know by looking at them that all they have are little crumbs on their chin from their kitty crunchies

[femmepathy]

sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

[graceofgosh]

Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Often dispensed from a many spouted font and served with small, rectangular blocks of ice. Some varieties of soda were thought to have energy enhancing properties.

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[whitepeopletwitter]