hella rad but hella sad

♡ hi I'm sam and I am probably hungry ♡

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[pondwitch]

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

[sonypraystation]

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

[patanu102]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[ourexes]

he came for his entire life holy shit

[holyromanhomo]

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“how’s your semester going?”

[rightnowimloving]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[theawesomeadventurer]

[queensoucouyant-deactivated2017]

Yikes

[comedydoctor18]

My face is Scooby’s

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

oh

my

god

[rejextion]

[lilboreddev-blog]

You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.

[omariospizza]

stop white boys 2k15