Come Here To Party Rock

21 | Australian | In one of my past lives I was a hysterical house wife and I still have the anxiety and depression without the kids or financial stability

[catchymemes]

[synthionic]

Stardew valley said trans rights

[synthionic]

This person gets it

[oarfjsh]

[revvetha]

I still think about when Owl City sang "and I'll kiss you between the ears". What the fuck does that mean. I can't get over it

[orcboxer]

i wondered this for like a year before I realized the line immediately preceding it was "we'll take a long walk through the cornfield" and it clicked and I haven't been the same since

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

His puns are simply of a calibur too high for the commonfolk to comprehend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[knoping]

[adulthoodisokay]

we didn’t deserve Sense8

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Beast Boy’s powers would be so much funnier if he didn’t turn green. imagine u live in teen titans tower & one day there’s a pigeon sitting on the breakfast table. it’s probably just beast boy. probably. but it just sits there pecking at cereal and you’re left grappling w/ the suspicion that someone left the window open again

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alternatively, Beast Boy adopts an aquarium full of green frogs and lets them wander around the tower for this exact purpose

[marshmallow-fluffy]

That’s irresponsible frog keeping, unless the entire tower was transformed into a proper habitat for said frogs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good point but what about: PARAKEETS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#this is even BETTER because parakeets can be trained to speak  #so he can get away with saying all sorts of shit in bird form and no one can actually prove anything

[loony-bafoony]

Green parakeet: robins a control freak! Bwaaaawk!

Robin: *debating whether or not sucker punching an actual innocent animal is worth the risk of that actually being BB*

[pl-panda]

Beast boy would 200% turn the entire tower into straight-up frog habitats for a prank and you can fight me on this

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

i-, i- wanna cry

[victor-the-gay-bitch]

This is my favorite post

[devilsminionpdf-deactivated2024]

@the-mahaamurkh

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[ashesdotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[appraisedtiktoks]

[autumngracy]

😭😭😭

[depsidase]

[mctreeleth]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[degenezijde]

I'm....

[cool-guy-1000]

[bigmancave]

WHICH ONE IS YOU?

[crimosito]

[autosadist]

elon musk will die and grimes will inherit his fortune and call herself like the blood queen and when their grusk baby grows up it will try to kill her.

[teanne]

next wow expansion sounds cool

[cyancees]

im sure like 300 people have drawn this already but i just blacked out for an hour and this appeared on my screen