this tornado loves you!!

kiera / 25/ she/her

[blemgoid]

youre gonna be so mad when i play my trick on you

[7dmom]

Are you a person?

Im normal

[7dmom]

Normal happy

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

[partyrockanthemmp3]

Day 56 at home i havent felt this defeated in a long time

[thecryptkeeper]

[karvina]

i make experimental music but we're doing a double blind trial so i don't actually know which music is experimental and which is the control

[fallingtowers]

paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

[dogpuppy]

[blogname214]

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[lew-basnight]

I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

[theleoisallinthemind]

source: unknown

[urandroidgirl]

The path of inaction will not lead me to the life I want

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Gizem Akdag

[grundoonmgnx]

Chris Long, Big Gulp Cup, 2026 Oil on cradled wood panel, 6 x 6 in

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order