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Uma💕(she/her, 26). AO3: pasdesadieux

[pasdesadieux]

I suddenly have so many new followers hello???? Welcome!!

I feel like I have to introduce myself a bit, so: I'm Uma, 26, she/her, Capricorn sun, bi, obsessed with queer media. My hobbies include daydreaming about Connor Storries shoulders and writing Hollanov ficlets (might write a bigger fic at some point). Other than that I enjoy dancing and reading, going to museums and having coffee with a little treat :)

If you feel like yelling about Heated Rivalry/Hollanov together, you're more than welcome to!! My dm's and inbox are always open. As a heads up, this blog is kink friendly and includes nsfw content. Will not include anything made by AI (let me know if I reblog AI content by accident and I'll remove it), everything I write comes from the depraved corners of my own mind babyy

Okay that's all!!!

[pasdesadieux]

Tuned in freestyle by Megan Thee Stallion makes me think of Ilya...pressed, stressed, obsessed he's got em...one thing about him that you need to know, he ain't nothing like none of these average hoes...head game lethal uses his tongue put thread through a needle...love to talk shit, the whole time, he's laughing...

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[ilyasmole]

domestic hollanov finally living in the same house together in ottawa is basically just whatta man by salt n pepa playing in shane's head whenever ilya enters a room and vice versa

[gloryhollanovjah]

The forehead kiss was too sweet for that point in the story, but they couldn’t help it. The stairwell kiss was too tender for that point in the story, but they couldn’t help it. They weren’t supposed to be so soft with each other yet, but they couldn’t help it. It all bled through anyway. There was too much there. They couldn’t help it. Oh my god.

[shrekhollander]

Shane and Ilya´s babies are runners, they love to escape from their parents and are really energetic playful kids.

Kids: *run*

Ilya: *is always watching them, making sure they don´t get lost or hurt* The Shanelings are getting too far moya lyubov'...

Shane: *rolls his eyes and does the loon noise he makes at the cottage, when their kids hear this sound they know that they need to get back to their dads ASAP and run over them happily, Shane´s bird language is the only thing that works on them getting back.*

[shoutitallout]

I don't think you understand how deep in my soul this hit me. My dad has a very specific type of whistle that he does when he wants to get our attention and I instantly respond to it by stopping and looking around to find him.

I had never in my life heard anyone whistle like him.

Until junior year of high school. My AP American History teacher did the exact same fucking whistle. So there I was, as a 16 year old, just randomly stopping in the middle of the hallway or perking up in the middle of class and looking for my dad.

Shane's kids would absolutely develop a pavlovian response to that call and if they ever heard it randomly they would absolutely just freeze and start looking for Shane regardless of where they were or what they'd been doing.

[louferrignojrofficial]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.02 "Olympians"

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 Episode 2

[handsywoman]

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[texasbama]

baby boy 🥺💜

[russianblush]

DEATH TO ME

[shanehollancler]

2026 canadian screen award winner hudson williams

best lead performer, drama series

[pasdesadieux]

A thought that has been floating in my head for a while now, is Shane riding Ilya but like. Reverse cowgirl. Given how much Ilya likes to watch, my personal take is that the first time they try it Ilya comes in one (1) minute. Watching himself disappear into Shane's tight heat, seeing his thigh muscles flex, ass jiggling with every movement, it's sooooo much and it feels too good and then he's spilling into Shane with a heavy grunt and Shane peers over his shoulder like you good?? And Ilya's face goes red and he's stammering grabbing onto Shane's hips to keep him still on his sensitive softening cock. Shane catches onto what just happened and reassures Ilya -with the same kind of smile he had when Ilya told him he hadn't been with anyone lately- that it's okay, it happens, it was really fucking hot and they can try it again later. It makes Ilya feel a little better and he lets Shane shift of his lap. He lets out the softest whine when Ilya's cock slips out, and that's when Ilya sees his own cum starting to drip out of Shane onto his happy trail and he almost blacks out.

[mymansmoon]

shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone

[graceebooks]

#if you are a person who is not little and have ever been picked up easily by a partner for the first time in your life... u get it

[handsywoman]

face in the pillow that's how he likes itttt