pasghetti

Just a lil guy slurping spaghet

[pasghetti-slurp]

Guess I should do an intro post huh

Name: Pasghetti/Noodle

Pronouns: All (either mix it up or stick to they/them)

Place of origin: Your mom’s house

Age: One cannot contemplate my ancient existence

Interests as follows:

The Magnus Archives/Protocol (podcast)

Discworld (books)

Lord of the Rings (movies/books)

Holy ghosts (webcomic)

House (tv show)

Drawfee (YouTube channel)

The Amazing Digital Circus (web show)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (tv show) (please no spoilers !!)

Witch Hat Atelier (anime/manga)

Project Hale Mary (movie/book) (will read book soon !)

There are more but those are the main ones as of current

Usually lurking and rebloging, sometimes shit post

Questions are open - feed me pasghetti :p

May update this when I feel like it

[crabussy]

when a man and a woman in a piece of fiction get to keep having a delightful friendship dynamic instead of losing all their interesting traits to become the 580000th het couple ever

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.

[ryebreadgf]

something something the poetry of science etc

[ryebreadgf]

woah

[dramaticwriter]

yeah

[narcissistcookbook]

i don't want to alarm you but

(tickets go on sale on Wednesday)

@bughuntermusic

[stoiclittlepoet]

Call me a lesbian the way I stay up till 4am

(This has nothing to be with being a lesbain, but call me it anyway)

[pasghetti-slurp]

Lesbian

[oldwinesoul]

[pasghetti-slurp]

I have such a love hate relationship with my job, on the one hand my coworkers are amazing, some customers are genuinely lovely, the pay is pretty good and my hours are mostly consistent

But on the other hand… drunk people, late finishes, football fans (as in normal football not American), and currently that last point stands for the damned World Cup

It’s the first time in so long that my country has been in the World Cup so everyone has gone actually nuts for it

Meaning that when the matches that we’re in are airing we are showing them - but the hosting countries are on the other side of the planet…

So I’m in from 9pm to 5am today and I’m so eepy

[pasghetti-slurp]

Onto energy drink two of the shift, match hasn’t even started… help

[pasghetti-slurp]

As much as I’m not a football fan I have to admit the chants are so much fun

Feels like primary school assembly with everyone knowing the songs

[pasghetti-slurp]

Tempted to ask my boss who’s on the open to pay for parking on my car tomorrow, lord knows I’m too eepy sleepy to drive safely

[pasghetti-slurp]

Stop why is the sun up

No

No

No

Go back to sleep

I’ve been here the whole of the night

Help

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[shnowyfox]

ig since this is getting some amount of attention i'll also use this post to educate about the problem to the best of my ability (if anyone wants to chip in about it be my guest im certainly not the most qualified). and yes i get yall are upset about the porn bots but this isn't about bots this is about our sisters being harassed and threatened and having their accounts wrongly terminated. 2 years ago The CEO of Tumblr continuously terminated a trans woman and her alts and then continued to harass her on Twitter, threatening to call the cops if she continued to dispute the wrongful terminations of her blogs. Threatened to call A Person With A Gun to her home over an "explode him with hammers" type post. Trans women have been a continuous target for unjust termination by Tumblr's moderation staff regardless of their blog's content for years, and have failed to step in against users who harass trans women for a long ass time.

funnily enough kym has like the most complete and comprehensible coverage of the ceo's little stunt that i've found so far. link to their article

An animated like button is not enough to excuse the mountains of bullshit they put trans women through on this site.

[pasghetti-slurp]

I have such a love hate relationship with my job, on the one hand my coworkers are amazing, some customers are genuinely lovely, the pay is pretty good and my hours are mostly consistent

But on the other hand… drunk people, late finishes, football fans (as in normal football not American), and currently that last point stands for the damned World Cup

It’s the first time in so long that my country has been in the World Cup so everyone has gone actually nuts for it

Meaning that when the matches that we’re in are airing we are showing them - but the hosting countries are on the other side of the planet…

So I’m in from 9pm to 5am today and I’m so eepy

[pasghetti-slurp]

Onto energy drink two of the shift, match hasn’t even started… help

[pasghetti-slurp]

As much as I’m not a football fan I have to admit the chants are so much fun

Feels like primary school assembly with everyone knowing the songs

[pasghetti-slurp]

Tempted to ask my boss who’s on the open to pay for parking on my car tomorrow, lord knows I’m too eepy sleepy to drive safely

[pasghetti-slurp]

I have such a love hate relationship with my job, on the one hand my coworkers are amazing, some customers are genuinely lovely, the pay is pretty good and my hours are mostly consistent

But on the other hand… drunk people, late finishes, football fans (as in normal football not American), and currently that last point stands for the damned World Cup

It’s the first time in so long that my country has been in the World Cup so everyone has gone actually nuts for it

Meaning that when the matches that we’re in are airing we are showing them - but the hosting countries are on the other side of the planet…

So I’m in from 9pm to 5am today and I’m so eepy

[pasghetti-slurp]

Onto energy drink two of the shift, match hasn’t even started… help

[pasghetti-slurp]

As much as I’m not a football fan I have to admit the chants are so much fun

Feels like primary school assembly with everyone knowing the songs

[pasghetti-slurp]

I have such a love hate relationship with my job, on the one hand my coworkers are amazing, some customers are genuinely lovely, the pay is pretty good and my hours are mostly consistent

But on the other hand… drunk people, late finishes, football fans (as in normal football not American), and currently that last point stands for the damned World Cup

It’s the first time in so long that my country has been in the World Cup so everyone has gone actually nuts for it

Meaning that when the matches that we’re in are airing we are showing them - but the hosting countries are on the other side of the planet…

So I’m in from 9pm to 5am today and I’m so eepy

[pasghetti-slurp]

Onto energy drink two of the shift, match hasn’t even started… help

[pasghetti-slurp]

I have such a love hate relationship with my job, on the one hand my coworkers are amazing, some customers are genuinely lovely, the pay is pretty good and my hours are mostly consistent

But on the other hand… drunk people, late finishes, football fans (as in normal football not American), and currently that last point stands for the damned World Cup

It’s the first time in so long that my country has been in the World Cup so everyone has gone actually nuts for it

Meaning that when the matches that we’re in are airing we are showing them - but the hosting countries are on the other side of the planet…

So I’m in from 9pm to 5am today and I’m so eepy

[capitulism]

The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.

[exmellivorinae]

June 12, 2016. Putting a date on this for when it gets reblogged months from now by people who think the post is about something from 30, 40 years ago.

[butch-reidentified]

I am a survivor of the Pulse nightclub shooting, having grown up in Orlando and just turned 20 a month prior. If you didn’t know, there were several families who refused to claim the bodies of their relatives due to their sexuality. One family even had their relative’s name removed from the memorial. Murdered by the same hate with which their families reject them in both life and death.

Many, many people celebrated Pulse. We were told we deserved it. That it was God’s punishment for our sin of loving the same sex. We are sent messages like these I received in 2018:

We in the community often call the victim count 49+ to include the survivors who couldn’t live with the pain.

The event was never officially declared a hate crime or targeted homophobic attack and is rarely listed as one in databases.

At our vigils for those slaughtered, Extremist Christian groups showed up to protest, holding signs like this:

ID: Me kissing a woman I was casually seeing in front of an angry looking man with a “Sodomy is Sin” sign.

Please understand how much more than just a mass shooting this was. We are still to this day harassed and told we deserved it by some.

This year was the sixth anniversary. The first couple years I received dozens of messages checking in on me on 6/12. Year 5 got enough news coverage for people to think to reach out to me. This year it was my therapist, the woman I kissed in that photo, and a couple of other gun violence survivor friends. People are forgetting already.

[butch-reidentified]

With the 7 year anniversary <2 weeks away, I figured I’d reblog this

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

idk man I'm thinking a lot about the discourse being reported in this post and my own post about crushes, which has garnered a lot of responses like this one

and I don't know exactly what to do with this yet but I'm fascinated, in a really upsetting way, by the way some of these people seem to conceptualize romantic and/or sexual attraction as an act of violation that no one should do to people they like and care about. if nothing else it raises some really compelling questions about what they think actually goes on between people who have sex and/or romantic bonds with each other if that's not supposed to be something that happens between friends.

[herpsandbirds]

Bahia Leaf Frog (Phyllomedusa bahiana), BIG STEPPY!!!, family Hylidae, endemic to Bahia, Brazil

photograph by Alex Popovkin

[sharkapology]

WE LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE 1 NORMAL ANIMAL.