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[courtiers]

remember congrats on the ethnostate

[courtiers]

[pluralwizard]

ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*

[wreckitremy]

[treecitysessions]

Whenever a swiftie tries to talk to me abt how great a songwriter Taylor Swift is I think abt these tiktok comments

[treecitysessions]

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[rustymonkee]

Y O U H A V E D I S G R A C E D M E F O R T H E L A S T T I M E

[aneurcyst]

I WAS GOOGLING STUFF FOR HAIR REMOVAL AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE COMMENTS I READ IM CHOKING

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[nitw]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE THE PROPAGANDA IS FINALLY WORKING

[nitw]

sorry but this brings me immense joy. this is so fucking funny

[ingihasextra]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Reigen for Smash and his Ultimate is him calling Mob to show up and do it for him

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[remotepunch]

Differences in their adaptations

[tgttos]

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

[tgttos]

this is her website tht links to her wikipedia page which states that in 2021 the U.S government issued an international arrest & extradition warrant for her irt previous hacks. :3

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[hbmmaster]

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

[hbmmaster]

[minus-hyphen]

Majima would do numbers here

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[voynichs]

[hellomelancholic]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Current mood: old guy in Viridian City laying in the middle of the road and blocking all northbound traffic because he hasn’t had his coffee yet