slender can be a simp dont @ me
Ok but like you didn’t hear this from me but-
If he falls in love with you, that’s it, he is whole heartedly devoted to you and you alone.
Due to his appearance and overwhelming mental affect on human beings, his love language is more often than not gift giving
He has to take care of you, even if you aren’t aware it’s him doing it at first. In his mind, you will romanticize the mystery gift giver as your dream partner aaall on your own.
You could toss every gift out Immediately and he would simply take it as “not what you wanted” or “must have been the wrong color”. Sort of ultimately putting the blame on himself rather than thinking of you as not interested or even ungrateful- never! You’re far too well mannered and polite, far too sweet to behold in his ‘eyes’
While he won’t tolerate blatant disrespect in a relationship, he WILL let you get away with an awful lot. You’re just being fussy, or a bit tired, that’s all, he’ll pick you up some flowers to brighten up your day sweet love don’t you worry.
You could be the laziest person in the world and he would excuse it, “you’re still recovering” he would say. Even if the last time you did an honest days work was over a year ago. To him, just being you, just being so beautiful and handsome and PERFECT must be ever so exhausting.
Unintentionally makes himself a butler for his lover, can’t reach the remote even though it’s RIGHT THERE? Call him in the room, he’s gunna chuckle and pass it to you.
He will get you anything you like, just please, say thank you. Smile for him, or he gets antsy.
While he would still engage in intelligent conversation with you, how he physically treats you could be considered borderline infantilization. 
If you were anyone else, my dear. He would never. Not in a million years. But for you, and only you. Boi is a simp.
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