Mickey D

Mickey. twenTEA. Van City. Aesthetic Blog: trill-bitxhes Sad Blog: sillysuicidegirl Design Blog: lockscreen-ladykiller

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

[thewordywarlock]

John Oliver’s Original Form, by Alejandro Mirabal

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

WHAT THE FUCK

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[surprisebitch]

reblogging on october 11

[thorgyorgy]

[nowimhaunted]

Ariana grande is suing forever 21 for stealing her look when she literally stole her look from a smaller queer artist I have no words

[sewersidesquad]

here’s the full body pic

and a lil more context..

Don’t try to perform at pride if you’re gonna take advantage of the community you’re performing for.

[jehovahhthickness]

[inmortalshapeshifter]

…no, i was always a shitty partner. The last ex was pretty shit to me too. Doesnt make my actions ok tho. And if i’m bad at sex it’s cause i’m probably hiding pain/faking pleasure and i want to stop but dont want to say it out loud cause the other person will probs make me feel like shit. So add sexual trauma to the list. Any other time i will gobble down your dick until your pubes brush my nose and drink. *shrugs* idk. I cheated a lot too. I wanted to prove to myself that i was so disgustingly ugly, filthy and undeserving of love when i wasnt opening my legs for someone, that i sabotaged every decent relationship in my life so i could control WHEN they left. Because they WOULD leave.

[jehovahhthickness]

[elnegrochulosupreme]

[softloveletter]

Lmao … this was a wild read

[okayysophia]

[tfortrill]

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[untexting]

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

[brutol]

best 20 minutes of the year

[dangerousdykes]

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

[startours]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the thing about venom I can’t get over is that eddie is like…a recognizable celebrity? like sure, his show got canceled but like people still know who he is??? there’s gotta be security footage or news clips of him turning into venom, or like of the motorcycle chase like….that’s so fucking funny. could you imagine if the top trending news story is a guy turned into an alien monster and ate some guys and everything and you click on the video to see and it’s like….fucking john oliver or someone

[thewordywarlock]

John Oliver’s Original Form, by Alejandro Mirabal

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

WHAT THE FUCK

[localdeadgirl1999]

if i am killed by stevie nicks do NOT prosecute her. because she caught ME slipping. that is on ME

[sukeban-senpai]

[amdukiasthebugboy]

@nuffinkmatters

@voidfan

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]

[givemeinternet]

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[sporkinventor]

No wait yours is so much more powerful

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

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