Patch’s Random Thoughts

I write sometimes.

[meburgers]

adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[probablybadrpgideas]

"Sadly, the enemy has far more men then us." "Don't worry" Pulls out +3 hammer of forcefemming "I'm on it."

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[daysleftofsecondterm]

my personal Vegetable is raw spinach leaves. Has to be raw; for some reason cooking them in any way is unacceptable to the meat computer. Weird.

[corruptimles]

theres no spider pet in the game so this is what i gave my annabelle mii

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[dumpsterfire620]

[darkestbrook]

[inkbi0tic]

[thenightgaunt]

#its pride bitch

Don't hide this in the tags.

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[galacticsabc]

only two books I've made so far.

[cholvoq]

I feel like early in their friendship Rocky would be curious about Grace’s glasses (ft. Grace’s inability to wear them correctly)

[rexlottie]

(x)

[probablybadrpgideas]

If I were a vampire, I would run a full campaign of every rpg.

All of them. The big ones, the small ones, the infamously terrible ones, the obscure ones like twenty people have ever heard of.

I will find them all, and we will have a full 30 session campaign of every single goddamn one.

[seobot]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here