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English Changes as Everything Does

(Herein is a paper I wrote for my nephew’s high school English class. I misread his text saying it needed to be “4–5 paragraphs” as “4–5 pages.” The paper has 22 paragraphs in total. Oops. ) English Changes as Everything Does The English language is commonly referred to as one of the hardest languages to learn by those attempting to learn it and its continuous evolution can serve as one of my…

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lordmogatron

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

maxximoffed

arthursfleckk

#i would already die for you

Untitled 2017

Foreward: I am slowly ushering myself back into writing once more. After having what has felt like forever in this two-year hiatus I’ve brushed off the pen and pad and dove in. To say I wish to evoke bits of Lovecraft would thoroughly undersell the genius he was, but to state he is going to be an influence here forth tastes right as it exits my lips. Here you go, ladies and gentlemen. Minutes and…

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tatooineknights

hobrien

theinturnetexplorer

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

alwaysbewoke

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

official-catboy-deactivated2021

do you BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

(after love after love after love)

i can feel something inside me saying

galfridian

What do you see? The balance.

shittydad

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

dapperdragon

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

pkpaulshow

There, there

tsunamiwavesurfing

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

onkay-deactivated20140723

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

tsunamiwavesurfing

your ex already did

woodmeat

veronicavirgo

So, my biological mother is 5’1 and my biological father is 6’4. My 6’3 brother is married to his 5’4 lovely wife. My 5’11 brother is married to his 5’1 wife. When the fuck did “stick to your own size” become a thing? Did I miss the memo? Are you going to tell me to stick to my own race as well? Stop dictating love. Fuck off. Also, I’m 5’3 and once dated a guy who was 6’9. We were adorable.

tsunamiwavesurfing

typed your entire whole life story just to end with “the tall guy not here no more” lmaooo

woodmeat