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snuv

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

emily84

this is a renaissance painting

bluegiragi

cos I'm stupid and I'm damaged, and you're a disaster when you walk into the room, oh, none of it matters

(lyrics from "buckle" by florence welch)

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edgebug

so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?

like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.

chekhovs-raygun

grace is such an interesting bundle of contradictions! he breathes an incredibly flammable gas because he lives at such a cold temperature the gas can't ignite except he burns it very slowly inside the delicate gauzy cage of his body. his meat is basically a delicate water-and-protein foam because he lives in a very tiny fraction of normal atmospheric pressure. his planet has almost no air, no atmosphere. they're so gauzy, so frail, living underneath a whisker-fine sky, that to get to space in a couple seconds by exploding towards it. they can't build a space elevator because all their materials are just various attempts to do anything whatsoever with shitty frozen metals and various hydrocarbon meshes. their spaceship is a tiny refrigerator, the most expensive thing they ever built, and controled by a impossibly complex calculation engine they knitted out of silicates. it contains all human knowledge, if it doesn't catch on fire.

they knew that space was there because they can perceive it directly. it's literally right overhead all the time for their entire evolution. they know the faces of thousands, millions of stars, as soon as they tip their faces up. eridani is a name from two thousand years ago. all their stars have been named and known and watched and sung about for longer than any individual human civilization. they have always known the eridian star was there.

they live to be seventy.

werewolf-transgenderism

hashtag my butch lesbian shane #mybutchlesbianshane (once again referencing a pose from theeeee poulin/stacey lstw shoot)

werewolf-transgenderism

everyone look at #myshane

louisegluckpdf

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

lusidight

Free Fall @terra-h-l's Lovely digital painting inspired this piece. Lets all go thank them.

YEs it's way too fucking big.

3rdrealm-deactivated20200301

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

enki2

tiktaalic

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

creepymutelilbugger

thats because its plance. there are others as well

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

goofy-from-mcdonalds

mrspider-deactivated20221213

dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

mrspider-deactivated20221213

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digitalmyyth

worst yoga ball everr

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

kropotkindersurprise

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.