I am perfectly sure I can

She/her, sexual and reproductive health nerd, currently located in the PNW

[thedykeparade]

[boobyte]

The duality of reviews on wake up dead man

[temerairesummer]

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[cogentranting]

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

[squeakadeeks]

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

[21chrysanthemums]

[briebo-is-a-dragon]

rapidly realizing that dragons being actual characters rather than just set dressing in a book and them having Feelings is the way to just immediately reduce me dust. To ash.

[emily-e-draws]

Another sharp blow, at his right arm: he blocked it as well, but this time five inches of steel did indeed snap off, scoring a thin line across his jaw before it tumbled away, red-gold in the reflected firelight.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[irondive]

[reefsharkivist]

victims of the chupacabra:

[onceinabluem0on]

Can’t help but read this in Benoit Blanc’s voice

[contagiousgrace]

me logging on to say something on any given day

[truestoriesaboutme]

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

[short-and-angry]

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Home in Suffolk, UK

[anexperimentallife]

Attempted murder by carpentry

[starrypawz]

[acethembo]

Equal access but only because no abled person could use this either

[amaltheas-garden]

I mean technically shouldn’t he get 2 Oscars

[twilahasbecks]

[farads]

Has someone said this yet?