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[brainfondue]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[balrogballs]

LEGOLAS & GIMLI

latest finished commission featuring legolas and gimli for @scrimplications — whose dark haired legolas vision is UNMATCHED! 🙏🏽🥹

commission prices + info

[balrogballs]

FINROD: Years of the Trees

Another piece from January that I started a couple of weeks ago and finished today, featuring beloved Finrod during the Years of the Trees, long before ‘fighting a werewolf with my nips out’ was even a glint in his eye. My brief was pretty much ‘the most beautiful man you can imagine, with sparkly piercings’.

He’s covered in freckles from head to toe, I have decided that treelight can give you freckles too, and when I say head to toe I truly deeply mean head to toe aside from a few inches of sandal straps, going off @peasant-player ‘s wonderful early 2025 headcanon re: Fingon being a German nudist who wears fuckall except whatever the elf version of Birkenstock is.

commission me here, one july slot left 😇

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Reblogging because there were no teens antagonizing the bison, the photographer mentions it charged some kids earlier but that the kids had been at a safe distance

Tourist Seriously Injured After Yellowstone Bison Launches Man 8 Feet In The Air

A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professi

[teathattast]

[strangewife]

how it feels to rate a critically acclaimed book written by a man 1 star

[cruzfucker]

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Voting ended onJul 20

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

[pearwolf]

@patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

Impressive, very nice.

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[neopetdestroyer]

FREE HER RIGHT MEOW

[marmorada]

isn’t this the guy that dared her to set him on fire? He was asking for it

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[claracedar]

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[segamascott]