Patronus Confessions

Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak. Potterhead. Maid-sama. Tribute. Demigod. Konoha Ninja. Baudelaire. Graceling. Neverlander. Gallagher. Okay?

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“We were building brick by brick Now it’s just a quicksand home.” - Chainsaw, Nick Jonas.

[vettechadventures]

20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.

[whiskeylullabiesandlies]

For a second I was like who the fuck has a giraffe!

[dykeotomies-deactivated20170506]

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

[dykeotomies-deactivated20170506]

a trajeudi

[slutformisha]

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

[cacnea]

my new life motto tbh

[charlesxsavier]

[meladoodle]

#he got the bracelet from a duck

[m-mimima]

Why is it that your words make it so much harder to walk away from you?

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As you left and said your goodbyes, you forgot to tell my heart how to live without you.

[martinfreemansmiddlefinger]

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

Well played Disney… well played

[fushigikid]

I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

[vividified]

Okay now that last one is just fucked up & unnecessary.

[invertedgender]

Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

[sabinechengs]

GUESS WHO GOT A FLYING BISON TODAAAAY

did i mention that he’s ginormous?

edit: he has a sister too

[dirtyhippieproductions]

[earthlynation-blog]

common sense, really

[animal-warrior-deactivated20160]

[sciencetoastudent]

That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.

[aaliyahbreaux]

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

[pandragolot-deactivated20160710]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[plasmatics-life]

Autumn Swing ~ By Winfried Werner

[worldofthecutestcuties]

His sweater is made out of a sock

[caesarsley]

Dobby’s reincarnation

[wisconsin-babe]

[hurryupmerlin]

#I wasn’t gonna reblog this but then the horse had glasses

[hate-deactiv]

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

[lordemusic]

lol me

[witchomo-blog]

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

[fallontonight]

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.