your happy pappy Patton!

i love sander sides and I'll just write random stuff I come up with. maybe some incorrect quotes are some Patton angst.

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[tsanders-sides]

Deceit: I shall destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing that I do!

Patton: Sorry to tell you this kiddo, but you can't destroy what I don't have

Deceit:

Deceit: Do you want to talk -

[pattonprotec-blog]

Remus: Oh, look at all the pretties!

Roman: can you please stop talking about deodorant the same way you talk about shoes.

Remus *already eating pickle flavored deodorant*: sorry what?

[pattonprotec-blog]

Virgil: Quick! What's the wifi password!?

Patton: Rainbow kittens on sparkle clouds!

Virgil: your kidding right?

Patton: no..?

[pattonprotec-blog]

Patton *standing outside of Virgil's room*: KIDDO, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!!

Virgil: IM GAY.

Patton: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!!

[spoopiedoopie]

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

[mymainbutnotthemain]

cheese

[cwnerd12]

alligators

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

jazz

[tactical-necromancy]

crab

[note-a-bear]

Apple

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

BBQ

[cannibalisticshadows]

Dice

[anonymousnerdgirl]

soy beans

[thatscarletflycatcher]

Cows and Soccer players.

[woodelf68]

Mitten

[stealing-your-kittens]

peaches

[two-hawkeyes]

bissli

[parkerslutz]

carnaval

[tomsrebeleyebrow]

baguette

[spideylilparker]

Whisky

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Penitentiary

[theclingynerd-deactivated202003]

Cold

[official-lucifers-child]

motherfucking politicians

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

rats!

[anarcho-hedonist]

bagel

[lovelyisthedawn]

unknowable

[itss-the-stars]

Night

[darkmatterhalos]

people

[pattonprotec-blog]

Beach

[pattonprotec-blog]

patton explaining why everyone should drink water: water can solve all problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water!

Remus, from across the room: tired of someone? Drown them!

Patton: NOO!

[pattonprotec-blog]

Remus: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head am I hitting you or kicking you?

Thomas: you'll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything

[pattonprotec-blog]

Patton: *rolls over in bed and knees Logan In the ribs*

Logan: ow

Logan: you kneed me

Patton, sleepily: yeah i do need you

Logan:

[pattonprotec-blog]

Roman *hiding under the bed*

Murderer:

Roman:

Murderer:

Roman:

Murderer: I can show you the world-

Roman: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDIoh no

[pattonprotec-blog]

Patton: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Logan: you're a hazard to society.

Virgil: and a coward. Do twenty!

Idea from @garcia-flynn-deserved-better