WHAT UMBRELLA?

hai im fai. im mostly on instagram but i was on tumblr long before that. #payoodles

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[no-one-offical]

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[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[partywithponies]

Daily affirmations:

At least I'm not in high school

At least I'm not a teenager

At least I'm not addicted to AI

At least I don't waste time and money on a daily 12 step skincare routine

At least I'm not American

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[payuappa]

i get so annoyed w guys in their early 20s that ik irl who r like

"omg dont hate everyone </3 u just havent opened up and considered X and Y yet</333 not everyones like that and if u stop assuming the worst in ppl maybe u will like them </3"

no bruh i feel old as balls (24) and i dont wanna get to know u leave me tf alone😭😭😭😭😭

[payuappa]

its kinda weird seeing posts from twt/insta showing up on my fyp instigating that ppl (particularly older gen z) around their 20s getting married and having kids is some right wing horrible thing?? i deadass saw a post saying that marriage is INHERENTLY misogynistic??? "so why are women today signing up for it???" why are we looking at it like this WHAT

maybe bc they love they partners??????? maybe bc they want to live that way??? why is this being seen as a negative thing????????,????,??

[footlongdingledong]

[anxeious]

[amazoogle]

this is my custom tumblr dashboard

it only shows me posts from 2013 that have zero notes

its my preferred way of viewing the website

[nightmarereverie]

[treecitysessions]

I’m deeply nostalgic for the mid 2010s but not in the way many others seem to be… They’ll be on TikTok like remember when we were all listening to The Chainsmokers and watching Jake Paul… actually girl I don’t

[sylvanitchi]

flower friends

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough