i love you. i'm glad i exist. @pbsbee - Tumblr Blog

some psycho-type bullshit happened to me this evening i was washing my hair in the shower when i noticed movement out of the corner of my eye and the unmistakable silhouette of a Wasp started crawling along the outside of my shower curtain. and then it stopped. and stayed there. like a pervert. these are not things anyone should have to deal with while naked

#buzz #had to remove the Pervert Wasp from the premises AFTER throwing some clothes on but it shook me bad #you do not belong here friend. the billion melons in this tube will not nourish your vespid body #i'm still shaking a little lol

julianavalds

What happened? […] I can't take it anymore. Why have I been working for those scumbags? They're awful, beyond awful. Not that I… have any right to cry... I'm sorry. There, there - You've been strong. It was rough, right? You've worked hard. Chisato Sugimoto worked hard, I'm proud of you. Thanks. Whoever it is that made you cry I'll kill them myself. Thanks, but you can't. I mean, they work for the Guild, if you kill them, you'll be killed next. But thank you, really.

BABY ASSASSINS EVERYDAY! (2024) cr. Yugo Sakamoto 1.11 | "Why Am I an Assassin?"

#baby assassins #this made me ill. i was wailing at my tv #'I EXIST TO KILL THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU CRY' oh miss living weapon......

hemaris

"I've always been afraid to talk about the future. You know, like when we're talking about next fall, or when I see a sign for an apartment building under construction that says the completion date will be August two years from now. When I see things like that, I wonder if I'll even be alive by then. It's kind of a habit, it's not a mental health thing, it just happens. That's what scared me. I didn't really wanna talk about those kinds of things. But I want to talk about the future with you."

Baby Assassins Everyday! | 1x12

#baby assassins #I CARE THEMMMMMM

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

theonion

Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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#elden ring #for dpscord

autistobrat

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

bleedthebeat

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

ndnbutch

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

bleedthebeat

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

ndnbutch

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

bleedthebeat

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

ndnbutch

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

bleedthebeat

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

ndnbutch

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

bleedthebeat

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

ndnbutch

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

bleedthebeat

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE REBLOGGED THIS WITH AN ADDITION INCLUDING “TOES”: 7

#more mackleposting. capital

estro-boi

Dammit Scully, 8 young men have inexplicably vanished in this small town alone in the last 3 years, replaced by female doppelgangers who appear to be converging on New York and Portland. We've been getting reports like this from across the country and you just keep laughing and telling me it isn't an X-file. Well I want answers

vforvalensa

Scully you're never gonna believe this

#scrolled past this while watching the x files lmao

fluffysheeps

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

#good art #fluffy :)

frankhermann

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together