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I contribute nothing

[sour-echinacea]

where do people get energy from

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[betagrove]

Jeff the Kisser 💋

Tender Man 🫂

BEN Clowned 🤡

Smile Dog 😁

Married Alive 💍

[gorps]

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[strangegutz]

Little Menaces - Bug Tea Party - Star

OOAK handmade art doll

[oneheadtoanother]

[brienneoftarth]

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

[unemployeddianenguyen]

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

[moonofpoosh]

I don’t believe you.

[painterkid-deactivated20150408]

just watch

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[princesscumkitty-deactivated201]

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

[theyoungdaddy-deactivated201409]

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

[qh-deactivated20170215]

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

[kumagawa]

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

he made her eat the doo doo 

[norahsdove]

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

[bippus]

Flubber?

[norahsdove]

I've never seen flubber.

[bippus]

Asshole

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[faeeevee]

[sacred-portal]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuck like a green onion