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Hey there, this is Lurii. I'm very much cool very little lame ok. Feel free to ask.*I do not own some of the images on this blog.

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This is a hoe friendly blog.

[sleepyreyrey]

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

[rampyourvoice]

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

help a buddy out and reserve two seats to see donald trump in columbus, and then don’t go. it’s free.

[sorrowharvester-deactivated2022]

this is so easy and so worth it, please

[boobkittenprincess]

this one requires a First and Last name, an Address, and a Phone number for each ticket you reserve. however, you can use fake info for all of that (John Cena, 1 Infinite Loop Cupertino CA 95014, 555-555-5555), and you can use the same info for both tickets (I’m not sure about the first names, I used different ones but I bet you could).

PLUS, if you’ve got a bunch of time to kill, you can totally do this more than once. just go back and reserve 2 more without signing in. you can even use the same email address on multiple orders! (try 10minutemail.com) there’s no email confirmation for the tickets or anything, so as soon as you click Register, you’re all set.

and if youre REALLY looking to stir up trouble, you could look at the related Trump events at the bottom of the page and grab some tix for those as well.

[housesandhumans]

For the phone numbers 1-985-655-2500 will rickroll them and 1-515-808-2362 will play the John Cena theme song

[jurasslc-blog]

It’s free and it took me two minutes please

[equalistmako]

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

[equalistmako]

[fag]

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

33 Questions White People Have For White People (X)

You all need to watch this, white people calling out white people…😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“we were white people running away from other white people”

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[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

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Based on the text post by @josephasfoury. Illustration by Dami Lee.

[pixelatedpixie]

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

[pixelatedpixie]

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

[theatrefetish]

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

[masserror]

“Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

[madametennant-deactivated201412]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[unrulybabyhair]

How white people built America

[kny111]

someone get my coffin’s measurements

[2damnfeisty]

[heir-n-reign]

Where is the lie?

[ohsobreezyjane]

Caption of the century

[cheyanne-moved]

GOD

[whywidow]

She wants to dance like uma thurman

[rage-on-against-the-dying-light]

i need 10 hours of this

[coolgreenthings]

[fostre]

On god

[talom]

Pls speak it out loud for me pls

[unfriendlyblackshawty-deactivat]

Honestly though

[onlyblackgirl]

That’s it. 

[unlimitedgoats]

Friends, tell me of ships you hate.

[errorschacha]

The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

[javoperez-deactivated20241021]

Scott Drottar owns a tattoo shop and publicly supports beating of woman,rape, and pedophilia. Don’t support this boy or his business. Feel free to call him 303-371-2744 and feel free to tell him your opinions. This piece of shit doesn’t deserve to have clients.

[whyisyourtattooupsidedown]

Here’s a link to Endless Ink Tattoo & Piercings’ Facebook, maybe you should write them a review or a message and let them know what you think about this guy working for them?