Cut my life into peaches

Yvette || 21 || 🇨🇺|| sun/moon in libra || taurus rising || Queer || Birthday: October 19th || ISFP ||

[peach-mama]

I’ve emerged from the crypt

I cant believe was able to log into this crypt that is my old acc :0

anyways if anyone is still alive follow me at @peachii-png

also if any of you care at all here are some life updates before I log off this acc for good and migrate to my new acc.

- I’m 24 now, yay tiktok says im old!

- I drive and live alone now with my new 1 year old cat Delilah whom I picked up from my apartment parking lot one night as a 3 month old kitten because she was trying to get herself killed like the menace she is.

- Went to technical college to study medical assistance and finsh highschool at the same time all while working a restaurant job, got my MAT certificate but didn’t finsh the highschool program portion of it due to my shitty time management, so my certificate is useless BUT im working towards my GED so I can put it to use and get my associates and other credentials while now working part time retail to make some extra money.

- My abusive mother passed away from covid march of 2021 and as fucked up as it is to say, it is probably the best thing to happen to me so far in my life. my stepdad who raised me unfortunatly also passed due to covid september of 2020, I miss him terribly.

- As if dead parents isn’t enough, because I am god’s favorite clown, my cat of 13 years was mawled and dragged away by pitbulls and mostlikely dead according to witness accounts while I was in the process of moving the summer of 2021, I was not at home at the time and he was an indoor/outdoor kitty who was usually very careful when getting away from dogs. at the time there were no stray dogs or loose neighborhood dogs so our gaurds were down and I still have no idea where those dogs came from.

Thats it. If you read this far, good for you. now follow me at @peachii-png

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[figuerockfaeth]

the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:

the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess 

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

Oh look someone drew a cartoon about me

[sic-sempervirens]

[acornfriend]

ambivert comics

[lifeofcynch]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

HOW DAR YOU CALL ME OUT?

[kap768]

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[emeebee]

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

[aqueerkettleofish]

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

[fishyandclintbarton]

We stan an icon.

[penguinssonamor]

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

[squidbroom]

op this looks absolutely magical

[traveling-madness]

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

strength is when you help your mom lift a heavy couch and she buys you mc dondalds after

[prokopetz]

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

[travelouswench]

Rasputin in my Heart: Russia’s greatest love machine.

[ipictureitsoftandiache]

cats (2019) better not attempt to explain shit and i mean it if i see this movie and they attempt to make cats (1981) make one lick of sense i will riot if at any point during the movie i understand what’s happening i will fucking lose it

[ipictureitsoftandiache]

if cats (2019) has any type of “plot” whatsoever i will go absolutely feral and start eating the furniture around me

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

[sauvamente]

This is so fucking wack

[hundondestiny]

You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. You’ll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return y’all get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole “but Snapchat doesn’t allow adult content!” is fucking weak because I’m sure y’all still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.

I don’t even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that y’all feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up people’s livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time y’all need any assistance everyone spits in your face.

[twinkle-pistol-blog]

It’s been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like “I respect all women! Why don’t they like me!?” 🙄

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . i’ve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .

[kahtiihma]

and of course they aren’t out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. it’s pure hatred of women

[holy-shit-look]

The incel army CAN’T report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.

[witches-ofcolor]

i truly hope that the anxiety and fear those women felt due to these monsters comes back to get them (the men) 10 fold.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

@instructor144 Maybe help spread this around to put some lovely sex workers at ease?

[instructor144]

BOOST. Knowledge is power.

[kat-o-combs-deactivated20200601]

People are so gross. You will hop your ass on pornhub every evening for free and dont bat an eye, but when a woman (or man fuck it) takes their sexuality into their own hands to make money you pull this shit? Smh. Grow up and tip your local sex workers

[portiaandpepi]

*JennaMarbles voice* JULIAN

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[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[low-budget-mulan]

The San Diego zoo has this program! The dogs get their own bios on the enclosure and they run around and play and it’s the cutest thing

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

BABIES

[meekaleeks]

Mirror me, selfie me, and real-life me have got to come to some sort of agreement

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

The only good streamer on Twitch

[slightmayhem]

“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”

(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)

Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”

[heterophobemarvelremade]

so i was reading the detective pikachu trivia page and

[sonofkrabkrab]

He’s WHAT

https://www.mic.com/articles/172207/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-robin-williams-location-how-to-find-his-look-alike-in-hyrule

OMG